Contest for Yankees fans

[JoshHamilton]

Last year I built this set, but my girlfriend's cat decided to jump up on the bookcase and knock them off. I ended up selling the set, but didn't want to deal with the hassle of a chargeback on this one. It's not destroyed, and still presents well in a case, so I figured I'd have a contest.

This ain't no normal contest. I despise the Yankees, so this is how it's gonna work: to win, you've gotta talk the most crap about your favorite team. I don't care if what you say is true (Arod took roids) or completely false (Arod deepthroats Jeter in the locker room). I just want to hear some pure, unadulterated HATE

Mods, hopefully it's ok if I rule out a majority of the board for this contest. I'd rather it go to a fan who will appreciate it. If there's a problem, let me know and I'll do a random.org or something

 

[gt2590]

Gotta love a team who pays its secretaries $25K more than their boss, the Assistant to the Traveling Secretary!

Not entering, just ripping them and cool contest Will!

 

[psj]

Derek Jeter the p_nis eater!! I dont know what to say lol. They've always been scumbags. I hate them so much, i hope their plane crashes into the rocky mountains on the way into colorado. Then a blizzard hits. They'll have to eat each other to survive, while waiting for rescue. They dont even start with the dead, they kill Joe Girardi because he's the stupidest man alive (well not anymore.) But, they suck so bad, and everyone hates them, there was no rescue operation in affect. I hate them so much I'd slide down a pole covered with razor blades into a pool of rubbing alcohol and salt to see them lose every game they play. Bum azz *****-ees

 

[r2d2]

Derek Jeter the p_nis eater!! I dont know what to say lol. They've always been scumbags. I hate them so much, i hope their plane crashes into the rocky mountains on the way into colorado. Then a blizzard hits. They'll have to eat each other to survive, while waiting for rescue. They dont even start with the dead, they kill Joe Girardi because he's the stupidest man alive (well not anymore.) But, they suck so bad, and everyone hates them, there was no rescue operation in affect. I hate them so much I'd slide down a pole covered with razor blades into a pool of rubbing alcohol and salt to see them lose every game they play. Bum azz *****-ees

 

[Slette]

Brian Cashman wrote in Michelle Bachmann's name in the Iowa caucus

 

[joey12508]

Cant hate on my team, ill just read the responses.

 

[Casebusters]

Take away the 40 pennants and the 27 world series & they would have none!

 

[AnthonyCorona]

I'll go all in and lose all credibility as a Yankee fan.....Papi is more clutch than Jeter in October and Schilling is a better big game pitcher than Andy

 

[dstrawberryfan39]

As a yankees fan and darryl strawberry fan I'll take it a bit further in good fun darryl and jeter done lines of coke off each others manhood.

 

[joey12508]

As a yankees fan and darryl strawberry fan I'll take it a bit further in good fun darryl and jeter done lines of coke off each others manhood.

 

[AnthonyCorona]

Saying positive things about Schilling and Ortiz makes me think I should painfully remove this

 

[IUjapander]

The Yankees have spent $1.257 billion in payroll since their last world series win

http://www.stevetheump.com/Payrolls.htm

 

[joey12508]

The Yankees have spent $1.257 billion in payroll since their last world series win

http://www.stevetheump.com/Payrolls.htm

hal Stienbrenner wouldnt pay for a tuna sandwich.

 

[psj]

David cone got bit by his mother yorkie cuz he was trying to hold it while David Wells copulated with it. That's the true story you won't hear. Bunch of animals banging abusers.

 

[psj]

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...tW2V5RStKGFJqn1UA&sig2=-JiLcjdBFZFW1lNP4ZoOSg

And then theres this...

 

[dano7]

All Yankee players and fans SECRETLY love the Red Sox!
DANNY

 

[Y4NK335]

Carlos Beltran's defense is so poor that I'd rather trot Jim Abbott out there

 

[promodeltodd]

Yeah, as a true Yankee fan I can't go to deep on this one without violating the rules here. Lets just see what can get from other Yankee fans or the wannabes who want a nice card...

...which I would love since I do not have any Five Star at all.

 

[AnthonyCorona]

Yeah, as a true Yankee fan I can't go to deep on this one without violating the rules here. Lets just see what can get from other Yankee fans or the wannabes who want a nice card...

...which I would love since I do not have any Five Star at all.

I can't afford a Jorge auto or I would be offended by this thread hahaha

 

[dstrawberryfan39]

To explain my post I have be a yankees fan and darryl strawberry since I was 8. I have heard it all. For example I walked in a lcs once and asked if they had any Darryl strawberry items and he said yeah a used crack pipe. So I apologize for the post. I have learned to deal with it. He is a pastor now and clean so I proud to be a fan and that he turned his life around.