Contest - Who had the most interesting day?

[Uofo2212]

Spent the day investigating an employee death (beheading) as our security officer was texting while driving a roofless golfcart (kind of like an airport mule) and she ran under a tractor-trailer........maybe not the most interesting but definately sucked. Only to find she had never been trained to operate the vehicle in the first place....rough call to make to her family.

 

[Ian Stewart]

Spent the day investigating an employee death (beheading) as our security officer was texting while driving a roofless golfcart (kind of like an airport mule) and she ran under a tractor-trailer........maybe not the most interesting but definately sucked. Only to find she had never been trained to operate the vehicle in the first place....rough call to make to her family.

Winner.

 

[MOFNY]

Got my new tennis racket!

 

[pujolsjunkie]

Spent the day investigating an employee death (beheading) as our security officer was texting while driving a roofless golfcart (kind of like an airport mule) and she ran under a tractor-trailer........maybe not the most interesting but definately sucked. Only to find she had never been trained to operate the vehicle in the first place....rough call to make to her family.

Winner.

So far I agree. Get me the contents of the text message and I'll end the contest here and now. :lol:

 

[shephech]

Woke up at 8:02.... had a shower, then toasted 2 slices of bread and put light cheese whiz on it.

Left home at 8:50 for a 9:00 start (Work) got to work at 8:58..... then looked to find that the dang dogs knocked the garbage cans all over, well that was fun cleaning up babies diapers and left over french fries for an hour lol.

After that I hosed off the benches.... they got dirty yesterday from the high winds and dust you see, Then I looked to see it was 11 AM and went inside and cleaned the floors then on to the restrooms... some people just don't know how to aim .

Ya!!! Lunch for an hour.... back at 1 PM, helped wash a couple vehicles then I picked up some more trash, after this I got on the ballfield.... yes I am in charge of getting everything cleaned and set-up at my hometown ball diamond.

Well I marked the lines and measured the pitchers mound.... Quitting time! haha I am here now but off in 10 mins to ump a game maybe not interesting at all.... but I enjoy it.

PS- Sorry about the grammar I am in a rush, Thanks for the contest.

Shep :ugeek:

 

[boomo]

i rubbed one out, twice

 

[timryan111]

i rubbed one out, twice

hahahaha, and I believe you are probably not joking..

 

[Gwynn545]

Woke up, got out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up, i noticed i was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
Somebody spoke and i went into a dream

 

[LaPorta Fan]

Woke up, got out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up, i noticed i was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
Somebody spoke and i went into a dream

A Day In The Life, huh?

 

[jeff550]

i woke up ate breakfast watched tv checked fcb ate lunch watched more tv checked fcb ate dinner went to play basketball and now here i am

 

[bradical]

I wrote a script that syndicates my posts in WordPress to my Twitter and Facebook accounts.

 

[Gwynn545]

Woke up, got out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up, i noticed i was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
Somebody spoke and i went into a dream

A Day In The Life, huh?

:ugeek: Yeah, man!

 

[cbrandtw]

Spent the day investigating an employee death (beheading) as our security officer was texting while driving a roofless golfcart (kind of like an airport mule) and she ran under a tractor-trailer........maybe not the most interesting but definately sucked. Only to find she had never been trained to operate the vehicle in the first place....rough call to make to her family.

End the contest. What this guy has ahead of him is going to suck beyond belief because of what I have underlined above. He is going to need some joy.

 

[Uofo2212]

You are dead right on that, Cal-OSHA dropped 2 "Serious" fines on us at 18k a piece, one for the lack of training and one for the lack of her checking out the the cart and filling out the pre-safety checklist. How in hades can I fight that.....then the VP of Risk management doesn't want to pay the family for the funeral until they run toxicology tests to see if she was on any type of drugs....the family is going nuts. Whole thing blows........

 

[Jock176]

I found out that my mailman is actually a mailwoman. That was weird.

You think that is weird. :shock: I just found out that the Mailman was My dad. Weird!

 

[pujolsjunkie]

Well guys, it's past midnight, so the day is over. The winner, in a shocking upset is.......


























CHRIS GILMORE?!!?!?!?!

PM me your address man, xkcd won this thing in the end.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

I found out that my mailman is actually a mailwoman. That was weird.

The correct term is femailman.

 

[cgilmo]

Xkcd trumps beheading

 

[craiger122003]

Smells like a conspiracy lol how can a beheading get trumped?? Thats has not been done daily since the 1800's

 

[cgilmo]

Smells like a conspiracy lol how can a beheading get trumped?? Thats has not been done daily since the 1800's

Yes! It is a conspiracy to capture the mad lewts.

Muhahahaha