Dear Baseball Gods

[frazzles]

Please allow Stephen Strasburg to rape the Pirates in his first start in the MLB so the value of my auto card goes up.

Thanks,
James

 

[tramers]

GO PIRATES bust that bubble

 

[miguelcabrera]

i hope he gets rocked so everyone else does

 

[frazzles]

Damnit, guys.

 

[moxacaine]

i hope he gets rocked so everyone else does

An you wonder why noone likes you. ::facepalm::