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NYCrulesU

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Well another night of awesome drunkeness. Leaving for Bmore tomorrow mor nign at 830. heading to the block for some early bird strippers then to the harbpor for some all day drinking then to the orioles game bt 630. gonna be one hell of a day. see you fellas sun. got the droid incredible 8 mp camera hope to have some decent pics to share. o's vs clev.

you aint lived til you been to the block. say want you want. its the truth. :D
 

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I love how you're coming to Baltimore to get loaded on the biggest drinking holiday on the local calendar (Preakness), yet you're doing something completely unrelated. Have fun - and if you play your cards right on the block, you might get yourself a "Baltimore Baptism" where you can actually feel the stripper's tears on you as she cries during the lap dance.


Edit - Saturday morning AM shift at the club is generally when the prettiest and least pregnant strippers work, so you should be in for a great time.
 

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It's really a shame that this thread's gonna be locked. One of the most entertaining ones I've seen on here.
 

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NYCrulesU said:
mudflap02 said:
I love how you're coming to Baltimore to get loaded on the biggest drinking holiday on the local calendar (Preakness), yet you're doing something completely unrelated. Have fun - and if you play your cards right on the block, you might get yourself a "Baltimore Baptism" where you can actually feel the stripper's tears on you as she cries during the lap dance.


Edit - Saturday morning AM shift at the club is generally when the prettiest and least pregnant strippers work, so you should be in for a great time.

I hear you. I been to the block more than my fair share of times. I actually have a stripper in my contact list lol She is a bad ass sister (black, not nun). Will have a blast tomorrow. Hand jobs right at the bar for those of you not priveledged enough to ever be at the block in Bmore. Takin pics and sending them back to my wife. She's awesome (when I dont want to kill her). She's all for her man having fun with the fellas. Sorry for you douches that are married and your wifes dont allow you to have any fun.

Best time to hit the block is 11am-ish. No arguing with other dudes and ******* want that money so will go the extra mile. =) Gotta be smart.


Ima have fun like every time I go to the block. Who needs horses when you got ******.

play on playa :lol:
 

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NYCrulesU said:
Well another night of awesome drunkeness. Leaving for Bmore tomorrow mor nign at 830. heading to the block for some early bird strippers then to the harbpor for some all day drinking then to the orioles game bt 630. gonna be one hell of a day. see you fellas sun. got the droid incredible 8 mp camera hope to have some decent pics to share. o's vs clev.

you aint lived til you been to the block. say want you want. its the truth. :D

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Very entertaining post; I think the OP should either:
A. Don't post while drinking, or
B. If he is going to, he should control his alcohol a bit
 

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Like 10 years ago when my brother was still a Marine he lived in Maryland.

The stories he would tell

Stick a crab cake on that!
 

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I love the fact that there's a cop station at the end of the block, and they just walk around acting like it's the downtown business/mall district. :lol:
 

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Gotta be better than Deja Vu in Minneapolis. We were there six hours and it took four & a half for some "quality" *** to roll our way.

Brutal, since we were sitting on $2K between all 4 of us there ::facepalm::

Have fun :D
 
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55_marlins_sp said:
Gotta be better than Deja Vu in Minneapolis. We were there six hours and it took four & a half for some "quality" *** to roll our way.

Brutal, since we were sitting on $2K between all 4 of us there ::facepalm::

Have fun :D


Que the Bloodhound Gang! Oh a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin

Have fun I have been to the block and I can tell you that the bay isn't the only place in Maryland where you can get a load of crabs :shock:
 

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lol I finally got around to opening this and I'm glad I did.

Never been to a strip club, I'd rather spend my money on cards.
 

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Strippers and getting wasted every night. Both great traits of a Christian man.

Seriously, why does anyone listen to this hack?
 

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JoshHamilton said:
Strippers and getting wasted every night. Both great traits of a Christian man.

Seriously, why does anyone listen to this hack?

Because it's hard not to look at a train wreck.
 

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