elvis_decanters sent a message on eBay

[bradical]

Dear fastaccord,

THEN HEED THE ADVICE AND NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER EVERY EVER PRICE GOUGE A WANNABEE, NEWBIE, AMATEUR, NOVICE MINOR LEAGUE PLAYER AS ITS IN YOUR UTMOST VERY BEST INTEREST

- elvis_decanters

 

[tonsofcommons]

Sounds to me like he's been reading "Alexander and the Horrible Terrible No Good Very Bad Day" too much.

 

[gracecollector]

I never, never, ever, ever price gouge an amateur, novice minor league player. But since the vast majority of minor leaguers are paid professionals (and thus have given up their amateur status), I stick it to them and twist the knife as hard as I possibly can on them *******.

 

[Pine Tar]

Dear fastaccord,

THEN HEED THE ADVICE AND NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER EVERY EVER PRICE GOUGE A WANNABEE, NEWBIE, AMATEUR, NOVICE MINOR LEAGUE PLAYER AS ITS IN YOUR UTMOST VERY BEST INTEREST

- elvis_decanters

Then sell him the card he wants for a good price. :lol:

 

[jcmint]

He is living the good life on my blocked list.

Dear fastaccord,

THEN HEED THE ADVICE AND NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER EVERY EVER PRICE GOUGE A WANNABEE, NEWBIE, AMATEUR, NOVICE MINOR LEAGUE PLAYER AS ITS IN YOUR UTMOST VERY BEST INTEREST

- elvis_decanters

 

[George_Calfas]

Dear fastaccord,

THEN HEED THE ADVICE AND NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER EVERY EVER PRICE GOUGE A WANNABEE, NEWBIE, AMATEUR, NOVICE MINOR LEAGUE PLAYER AS ITS IN YOUR UTMOST VERY BEST INTEREST

- elvis_decanters

report the message/

 

[bradical]

report the message/

I am trying to have some fun with the guy. He posted a Want It Now looking for Yankees Bowman Chrome Orange, Gold, Blue, Red BGS 9.5

http://wantitnow.ebay.com/Yankees-Bowma ... 0742690169

So, I showed him some of my Venditte chromes up for sale - and he went off on me.

 

[muchuckwagon]

Dear fastaccord,

THEN HEED THE ADVICE AND NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER EVERY EVER PRICE GOUGE A WANNABEE, NEWBIE, AMATEUR, NOVICE MINOR LEAGUE PLAYER AS ITS IN YOUR UTMOST VERY BEST INTEREST

- elvis_decanters

bikerider60 is that you? Sounds like one of his pointless ramblings.

 

[bradical]

Dear elvis_decanters,

Well you seem like a very sensible fella, and you seem like you have an outstanding grasp on the Prospect Market, so the last thing I would want to do is both insult your intelligence and take advantage of your hard earned dollar, especially in today's down economy.

For a limited time, and just because I like your style - consider everything in my eBay sales place 10% off and I will take a $1 off shipping.

I hope that can help clear up any hard feelings.

- fastaccord

 

[yanxyanx]

He is living the good life on my blocked list.

Dear fastaccord,

THEN HEED THE ADVICE AND NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER EVERY EVER PRICE GOUGE A WANNABEE, NEWBIE, AMATEUR, NOVICE MINOR LEAGUE PLAYER AS ITS IN YOUR UTMOST VERY BEST INTEREST

- elvis_decanters

+1

Save the headaches - delete his emails and block him

 

[bradical]

Dear fastaccord,

Send me Yankees Bowman Chrome Orange, Gold, Blue, Red, Xfractors, Siperfractors BGS 9.5 with BGS 10 autos cards out the back door with FREE shipping VIA Priority Mail Guaranteed 2 - 3 day delivery with delivery confirmation at your expense of course of these players

Gary Sanchez,
Greg Golson,
Eric Duncan,
Jordan Parraz,
Slade Heathcott,
JR Murphy,
Eduardo Nunez,
Austin Romine,
Dellin Betances,
Mark Melancon,
Zach McAliister,
Manny Banuelos,
Andrew Brackman,
Jesus Montero

- elvis_decanters

 

[jwc9p]

Dear fastaccord,

Send me Yankees Bowman Chrome Orange, Gold, Blue, Red, Xfractors, Siperfractors BGS 9.5 with BGS 10 autos cards out the back door with FREE shipping VIA Priority Mail Guaranteed 2 - 3 day delivery with delivery confirmation at your expense of course of these players

Gary Sanchez,
Greg Golson,
Eric Duncan,
Jordan Parraz,
Slade Heathcott,
JR Murphy,
Eduardo Nunez,
Austin Romine,
Dellin Betances,
Mark Melancon,
Zach McAliister,
Manny Banuelos,
Andrew Brackman,
Jesus Montero

- elvis_decanters

Dear god I hope that wasn't a legit message he sent

 

[bradical]

Dear god I hope that wasn't a legit message he sent

Me too.

Should I ask for his address?

 

[GiantsSuperCollector]

Dear god I hope that wasn't a legit message he sent

Me too.

Should I ask for his address?

Ask for it...then send him a drawing of those things

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Is there another thread that this belongs to? I'm lost.

Dear fastaccord,

THEN HEED THE ADVICE AND NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER EVERY EVER PRICE GOUGE A WANNABEE, NEWBIE, AMATEUR, NOVICE MINOR LEAGUE PLAYER AS ITS IN YOUR UTMOST VERY BEST INTEREST

- elvis_decanters

 

[prospectorgems]

Dear god I hope that wasn't a legit message he sent

Me too.

Should I ask for his address?

Yes and post it so we can all send him a little something.

 

[bradical]

Dear fastaccord,

YOU SAID:
consider everything in my eBay sales place 10% off and I will take a $1 off shipping.
So, its in your utmost very best interest to be a man of your word and ship them dude
and not be talking BS

- elvis_decanters

 

[bradical]

Dear elvis_decanters,

My offer stood until you decided to create your own terms. Our gentleman's agreement has since been voided.

It would actually be in your "utmost very best interest" to get a better grasp on eBay, before trying to insult and take advantage of sellers with your BS.

I envy a person who can be drunk at 12:30 in the afternoon on a Tuesday, because I really so no other explanation for your irrational thoughts and incoherent messages.

In fact, I have taken the liberty of adding you to my block bidders list, to ensure that your ocular glands never have to face the same displeasure they have after seeing my asking prices for my stuff.

I sincerely hope all of your wildest dreams come true and your able to finally get that grasp on reality you seem to be looking for.

- fastaccord

 

[sportscardtheory]

This thread reads like an inside joke or something. I have no idea what is going on with zero back-story. You got a message from who about what? How do people know what you are talking about when it was never revealed?

 

[bradical]

This thread reads like an inside joke or something. I have no idea what is going on with zero back-story. You got a message from who about what? How do people know what you are talking about when it was never revealed?

No back story really.

I posted it.

This elvis_decanters fellow posted a Want It Now on eBay for some Chrome BGS Autos of Yankees players. These were his messages to be as a result of me answering his Want It Now postings.