fun contest! tim mcarver vintage prize....with catch!

[isotopes4]

i know a lot of people on this board HATE tim mccarver, myself included. i got a 68 topps mccarver from one of my diamond giveaway cards. the contest is simple...... post how youd like to destroy this card. i will pick the winner based solely on my personal preference. the catch is....you have to destroy the card in the same way as your post, visual proof is a must, whether pics of a video.. the card is already in pretty bad shape, so vintage lovers relax.... im not destroying a PSA 9 or 10. creases, soft corners etc etc.....

have fun! be creative!

 

[TomMurry]

I will light a glow stick and let the flaming plastic burn a hole through McCarver's face.

 

[Hendersonfan]

Wait until 4th of July and attach card to a pack of firecrackers. And I will videotape said event. Could do it sooner if needed. 6 months is a bit long to wait. Maybe for New Year's?

 

[KLARNOLD]

1) Use a hole punch to make a hole in the center of the card, attach a string with a weight and drag the card with my Jeep

OR

2) Attach the card to a stick, plant it outside, take daily pictures of it and create an animated GIF file to show weathering

OR

3) Show before and after pictures of the card going through a paper shredder

 

[exigussrex]

I will attach some firecrackers to the card and blow it up. This improvised Explosive Device will be epic.

 

[zep33]

ask him to sign it and when he acts like the ****** he is, tear it up in front of him and stuff it down his throat

 

[biggosh95]

I would slice his throat then burn the evidence!

 

[isotopes4]

bump for more entries!

 

[Benson]

I'm not the biggest McCarver fan as a broadcaster, but it is a shame that most people don't remember he was a very good catcher for many years, especially with the Cardinals. World Series batting average of .311 in 21 games and once led the league in triples.

 

[isotopes4]

theres got to be more people than this that want to enter!

 

[gt2590]

Why not just ask him about the mid 60s Cardinals?

Then let him talk directly to the Card until it shrivels up to try and ease the Pain...

And I'm a sorta/kinda McCarver fan...

 

[JEBJJA]

I would have my wife hold the card in front of my hiney with a lighter....I will then proceed to pass gas and burn the heck out of the card.........

 

[zdf123]

I would have my wife hold the card in front of my hiney with a lighter....I will then proceed to pass gas and burn the heck out of the card.........

i vote for this one

 

[smapdi]

I don't hate him. I just wish he could engage the governor on his mouth when he's about to say something completely asinine during the World Series. He was a fine player, even for my Phillies, and I'm sure he's a wonderful guy. But saying something like,"you've got no choice but to hit the ball that's pitched" makes me want to pull my brain out through my ears.

So I suggest using a magnifying glass to burn a hole in his mouth so he'll get the message, voodoo-style.

 

[goldenegg1]

Can someone tell me how in the hell he got the Ford Frick award for 2012?

 

[Hendersonfan]

If picked I would still be willing to do the firecracker method as I posted above.....but tonight I was thinking of some old videos I used to watch online. Ever heard of "will it blend?" Guy puts just about anything in a blender to see if it will blend. iphones, PSP's, can of Coke....all kinds of stuff. I would put the McCarver card in to see "will it blend?"