********Good Morning Thread ~ Saturday 1/16********

[Hawk8]

Good morning everyone

 

[magicpapa]

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it."

 

[Hawk8]

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it."

That sure made me laugh lol

 

[fordman]

Morning All!

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it."

Got a nice little chuckle outta this one!

Enjoy your day all!

Fordman

 

[Yanks2151]

Morning troops. May hit my favorite card show today if I can stay awake. Pats game at 4:30 and off tonight!!!

 

[Hawk8]

Morning troops. May hit my favorite card show today if I can stay awake. Pats game at 4:30 and off tonight!!!

Stay awake!

 

[69MetsFan]

Good morning all!
I work with some folks that practice a version of the hind-lick maneuver, it's called the butt-kiss procedure.

 

[tramers]

I 've told employers ; need a best friend get a dog , need someone to talk too get a parakeet . i'm asking for job you have open .
If some of those GREAT bosses were so great why did they leave the state / job they had .
asked one of those once if your ideas so good what happened . I haven't read your name in business goals met .
Now for more important things ; COFFEE

 

[dano7]

Good morning! Waiting to see what the hillbilly does for CPR!
DANNY

 

[joey12508]

Good morning, rain here.

 

[ChasHawk]

Ugh...

 

[Brewer Andy]

Morning. Warmed up for a few days here, today dropping back to arctic temps for a few days. Good day to stay inside and get ready for the Packers game.

Yesterday morning went out to find the mrs. Car battery was dead. Seems someone must have hit the button to pop the trunk the day before leaving a light on. She drives a Chrysler and apparently it was decided to install the battery for this vehicle in the wheel well in front of the drivers side wheel. That was a ridiculous experience trying to get that out in the wind and snow which included whacking myself in the eyebrow with a tire iron as it flew from my cold and numb grasp. $120 for a new battery. Should have just gone to work yesterday


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[Enfuego79]

Morning all, cleaning up the house before the wife gets home and before football kicks off

 

[Ashburn Alley]

Good morning all.

Seahawks or Panthers? Only game I'm going back and forth on.


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[MrMet]

Good morning all.

Seahawks or Panthers? Only game I'm going back and forth on.


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Seahawks...I think....

Morning all, hope it's a great one!

 

[gt2590]

Morning all!

I've got the Seabags too...

 

[tramers]

I see some are going to be on my foe list .

 

[dano7]

Will be in Florida to see the Yankees play on March 4 (at Tigers) and 5th (home against Red Sox)! Anyone else going to be around?
DANNY

 

[clarkzac]

Good morning all. Heading down to Denver to be with Jayme and her family. It's gotten to the point where it will be any day now. Definitely gonna be tough around here for awhile

 

[George_Calfas]

Hey