Hey yo,

[blanning71]

For anyone of you that might be interested, Tiger Woods is on TV now reading his "book report" style apology. Just thought I would share.

 

[ChasHawk]

http://sports.yahoo.com/video/player/golf/18213559#golf/18213559

 

[Jaypers]

As he speaks, I can smell incense and can hear someone humming "Ummmmmm" in the background.

 

[blanning71]

So is Tiger the Golf Buddha?

 

[CardboardIcons]

book report, LMFAO. Does he get extra credit for taking those pauses between certain sentences?

 

[blanning71]

WTF? Thats it? What a crock! I have had more fun playing on a Speak N Spell than listening to that crap. Why can't people ever come out and just talk to people like a normal conversation. It always has to be a robotic, mechanical motion. Not fluid at all.

And I'm sure that the media is going to listen to his requests for them to leave his family alone.

 

[Rudzud]

Glad to see him going back to Buddhism.

 

[blanning71]

Someone actually counted how many times he said his wife's name? I bet that was a running pool at the Golf Digest offices......."gather 'round people!!! I'm takin bets on how many times Tiggy Tig says his wifes name in this press conference!! Get em in now"

 

[Mighty Bombjack]

WTF? Thats it? What a crock! I have had more fun playing on a Speak N Spell than listening to that crap. Why can't people ever come out and just talk to people like a normal conversation. It always has to be a robotic, mechanical motion. Not fluid at all.

And I'm sure that the media is going to listen to his requests for them to leave his family alone.

I didn't listen because I knew it would be a mechanical speech. I'm not sure what you expected from the most carefully-crafted sports image of our time.

 

[IndyManning18]

Glad to see him going back to Buddhism.

Yeah, he's been practicing Bootyism the past couple of years!

 

[nyc3]

I secretly wished even though I knew it wouldn't happen that he would come and and say " Yeah I did it, and what?" :lol:

 

[ChasHawk]

When has his pattern of speech ever not been monotone and mechanical?

 

[jbhofmann]

What is this press conference that everyone is talking about?

 

[Mighty Bombjack]

I secretly wished even though I knew it wouldn't happen that he would come and and say " Yeah I did it, and what?" :lol:

I was hoping it would be more along the lines of the speech that Steve Carrell's co-worker gives him towards the beginning of 40-Year-Old ******.

"Life isn't about sex, it's about passion! About connection! It's not about your rusty trombone..."

Followed by a list of the freaky stuff that Tiger got down with these last few years.

 

[nyc3]

I secretly wished even though I knew it wouldn't happen that he would come and and say " Yeah I did it, and what?" :lol:

I was hoping it would be more along the lines of the speech that Steve Carrell's co-worker gives him towards the beginning of 40-Year-Old ******.

"Life isn't about sex, it's about passion! About connection! It's not about your rusty trombone..."

Followed by a list of the freaky stuff that Tiger got down with these last few years.

:lol:

 

[muchuckwagon]

Who cares....dude got some strange. It happens countless times in America every single day in every city.....add him to the list. Next.

 

[RiceLynnEvans75]

I don't understand why he has to apologize to everybody anyway. I can't stand the media.

 

[phillyfan0417]

Who cares....dude got some strange. It happens countless times in America every single day in every city.....add him to the list. Next.

+1000


This is no one's business and I can't believe anyone watched it...

 

[Jastermereel]

Buddha called. He wants to know if Tiger can hook him with some digits.

 

[uniquebaseballcards]

I'm not condoning anything, but I always thought this was natural behavior for many of today's athletes, particularly in the NBA.

Who cares....dude got some strange. It happens countless times in America every single day in every city.....add him to the list. Next.

+1000


This is no one's business and I can't believe anyone watched it...