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crowhop

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BunchOBull

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This always cracks me up...

[youtube:2kyc8as9]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT1PP7Hx2rg[/youtube:2kyc8as9]

[youtube:2kyc8as9]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySnp4YXU6JQ[/youtube:2kyc8as9]
 

Landon

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A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.

She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.

‘What’s up?’ she asks.

‘I think I’m having a heart attack,’ cries the husband.

The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she’s dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, ‘Mommy! Mommy! Aunty Shirley is hiding in your wardrobe and she’s got no clothes on!’

The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.

‘You rotten *****,’ she screams. ‘My husband’s having a heart attack, and you’re running around naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!
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goldenegg1

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Three Cowboys are sitting around a campfire.
The first cowboy says "I'm so tough that yesterday I wrestled an alligator with my bare hands!"
The next cowboy says, "That's nothin, this morning I grab a rattlesnake and bit his head off!"
The third cowboy just stands there with a smile on his face as he stirs the coals with his *****.
 

AKT74

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what do fat chicks and mopeds have in common?






They are both fun to ride as long as your friends don't see you on them. (rim shot)
 

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