It's difficult to watch Matt Garza pitch.

[card-treasury]

Has anyone ever had the gut-wrenching task of watching Matt Garza pitch? I mean spit? I mean pitch? I mean spit? I mean spit. SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT...

Disgusting.

 

[thefasterblade]

Would you rather prefer him to swallow?

 

[Craig - 21hawk]

Would you rather prefer him to swallow?

That's what every human being who doesn't work on grass does, so yeah.

Craig

 

[thefasterblade]

What about David Ortiz and his trademark spit?

 

[Bosox3]

What about David Ortiz and his trademark spit?

ummm yea but you dont see him the whole inning doing it.
Garza Drives me insane w/ it....its almost annoying just to watch.

 

[andyduke86]

He's only annoying to watch if you are a Red Sox fan...because he owns the Sox.

 

[Jaypers]

 

[Mozzie22]

I'd take this guy over Zambrano any day. He plays with himself after every pitch! Is it that hard to find a cup that fits?

 

[Huffamaniac]

To me he is the most enjoyable pitcher to watch. He never throws over to first (only once last year) and because of that the game moves at a very enjoyable pace. Plus when he is on, he is an amazing pitcher

 

[Huffamaniac]

Is that Skinner?

 

[DRav87]

I'd take this guy over Zambrano any day. He plays with himself after every pitch! Is it that hard to find a cup that fits?

You have been thanked.

 

[Jaypers]

Is that Skinner?

Yep. Mr. Spittoon himself.

 

[Huffamaniac]

The alligator man. Nice reference

Is that Skinner?

Yep. Mr. Spittoon himself.