JORDAN SCHAFER - What happened to him?

[LazerShow15]

I have about 24 MLB baseballs signed by him. Where is he?

 

[muchuckwagon]

I have about 24 MLB baseballs signed by him. Where is he?

He likes cougars...he made a pass at my mom in a bar a few months back.

 

[leatherman]

I have about 24 MLB baseballs signed by him. Where is he?

He likes cougars...he made a pass at my mom in a bar a few months back.

She liked it.

 

[LazerShow15]

EMINEM or JORDAN, ha ha. Is he on drugs again?

 

[Fire360]

http://blogs.ajc.com/atlanta-braves-blo ... raves_blog

 

[muchuckwagon]

I have about 24 MLB baseballs signed by him. Where is he?

He likes cougars...he made a pass at my mom in a bar a few months back.

She liked it.

Up until the part when he revealed his move involved a knuckle...rather than a twist or counter-clockwise swirl at the end. Even a lame finishing move like a pinch would have been better.

 

[leatherman]

I have about 24 MLB baseballs signed by him. Where is he?

He likes cougars...he made a pass at my mom in a bar a few months back.

She liked it.

Up until the part when he revealed his move involved a knuckle...rather than a twist or counter-clockwise swirl at the end. Even a lame finishing move like a pinch would have been better.

"Take her leg.... Oh, my god! Crib notes? You've got crib notes?!!"

 

[muchuckwagon]

I have about 24 MLB baseballs signed by him. Where is he?

He likes cougars...he made a pass at my mom in a bar a few months back.

She liked it.

Up until the part when he revealed his move involved a knuckle...rather than a twist or counter-clockwise swirl at the end. Even a lame finishing move like a pinch would have been better.

"Take her leg.... Oh, my god! Crib notes? You've got crib notes?!!"

Very nice my friend....very nice. I'm not sure many people will get the reference.

 

[notjomommasclint]

I have about 24 MLB baseballs signed by him. Where is he?

He likes cougars...he made a pass at my mom in a bar a few months back.

She liked it.

Up until the part when he revealed his move involved a knuckle...rather than a twist or counter-clockwise swirl at the end. Even a lame finishing move like a pinch would have been better.

i have heard it feels like aliens poking at your body.

 

[muchuckwagon]

I have about 24 MLB baseballs signed by him. Where is he?

He likes cougars...he made a pass at my mom in a bar a few months back.

She liked it.

Up until the part when he revealed his move involved a knuckle...rather than a twist or counter-clockwise swirl at the end. Even a lame finishing move like a pinch would have been better.

i have heard it feels like aliens poking at your body.

Ding, ding, ding....winner-winner. Chicken dinner!

 

[leatherman]

We destroyed this thread. At least the OP got his answer.

So many important diddies in that episode:

"Million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."

Assman plates

The aforementioned counterclockwise swirl. The knuckle comment always cracks me up.

 

[notjomommasclint]

We destroyed this thread. At least the OP got his answer.

So many important diddies in that episode:

"Million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."

Assman plates

The aforementioned counterclockwise swirl. The knuckle comment always cracks me up.

fusilli jerry? its because you are funny! top 10 episode! for sure...

 

[thenumberonemetfan]

We destroyed this thread. At least the OP got his answer.

So many important diddies in that episode:

"Million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."

Assman plates

The aforementioned counterclockwise swirl. The knuckle comment always cracks me up.

This is by far the funniest part of that episode(imo)

Well, of course they're trying to screw you. What do you think?

That's what they do. They can make up anything. Nobody knows. "By the

way, you need a new Johnson rod in there." "Oh, a Johnson rod. Yeah, well,

you better put one of those on."

 

[muchuckwagon]

We destroyed this thread. At least the OP got his answer.

So many important diddies in that episode:

"Million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."

Assman plates

The aforementioned counterclockwise swirl. The knuckle comment always cracks me up.

Just a little collateral damage on my way to 2,500 posts.

The Assman plates were classic... :lol:

 

[notjomommasclint]

this is the episode that georges mother looks the most like susans doll that was on the bed.

 

[muchuckwagon]

this is the episode that georges mother looks the most like susans doll that was on the bed.

That is true...right after her eye job. I can't believe Kramer "stopped short". :lol:

 

[Fire360]

this is the episode that georges mother looks the most like susans doll that was on the bed.

That is true...right after her eye job. I can't believe Kramer "stopped short". :lol:

Can't believe he would use Frank's move!

 

[muchuckwagon]

this is the episode that georges mother looks the most like susans doll that was on the bed.

That is true...right after her eye job. I can't believe Kramer "stopped short". :lol:

Can't believe he would use Frank's move!

Alright...I have to go home and watch that episode again tonight.

 

[leatherman]

this is the episode that georges mother looks the most like susans doll that was on the bed.

That is true...right after her eye job. I can't believe Kramer "stopped short". :lol:

Can't believe he would use Frank's move!

Alright...I have to go home and watch that episode again tonight.

Keep this handy: http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheFusilliJerry.htm