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Rumor has it that whenever their chaplain leads their worship services on Sundays before games, he is now required to read the King James Version.
He has also been given a movie director to do a remake of "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?" and it will be re-titled "What's Eating Dan Gilbert?"
LBJ also demanded that after the team signed Mike Miller, they cease signing any more players so Nike can create a new documentary on his run for the title with a smaller roster called "Eight is Enough". It will not be released in Cleveland theaters.
LBJ has also told management that Chalmers will no longer have his last name on the back of his jersey, but instead LBJ's new nickname for him, "Glad I'm not Beasley".
A poll was taken tonight after LBJ's interview and it was reported that 91% of the people in Cleveland believe LBJ is responsible for the oil spill, not BP.
He has also been given a movie director to do a remake of "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?" and it will be re-titled "What's Eating Dan Gilbert?"
LBJ also demanded that after the team signed Mike Miller, they cease signing any more players so Nike can create a new documentary on his run for the title with a smaller roster called "Eight is Enough". It will not be released in Cleveland theaters.
LBJ has also told management that Chalmers will no longer have his last name on the back of his jersey, but instead LBJ's new nickname for him, "Glad I'm not Beasley".
A poll was taken tonight after LBJ's interview and it was reported that 91% of the people in Cleveland believe LBJ is responsible for the oil spill, not BP.
