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Letter I wrote to Jeff Weaver in 2007. I love me.

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G.W doing his best Jeff Weaver impression

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I stopped reading after "I love me." How pompous. Funny that the OP cares so much about an ex-MLB pitcher that he would wish death upon him. Some people need to get out more.
 

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CAROLINA BOSOX said:
You really should have asked for an autograph right at the end of the letter. That would have been hillarious.

When I initially wrote it someone suggested I should have asked him to hook me up with Jered or Ichiro's.
 

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Sam Banks said:
seitas said:
Jeff Weaver is a good friend of mine and I can imagine him laughing at all the time you put into that letter and said nothing really clever. Good job. I'm gonna ask him if he remembers reading this...I'll bet he never opened it.


Tell him I hope he dies soon. 8-)

I really hope you are joking, but even if so-you should just be ashamed of yourself. Plus, that letter is a joke. Admittedly, I quit reading after about 5 sentences-but, wow, you are a joke.

And, to come on here and act like you are something special for writing this joke of a letter? I wish I could fly to where you are, just to fracking pat you on the back-because that is obviously what you are looking for here.

Epic fail, bro. All around.
 

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hail2thevictors said:
Sam Banks said:
seitas said:
Jeff Weaver is a good friend of mine and I can imagine him laughing at all the time you put into that letter and said nothing really clever. Good job. I'm gonna ask him if he remembers reading this...I'll bet he never opened it.


Tell him I hope he dies soon. 8-)

I really hope you are joking, but even if so-you should just be ashamed of yourself. Plus, that letter is a joke. Admittedly, I quit reading after about 5 sentences-but, wow, you are a joke.

And, to come on here and act like you are something special for writing this joke of a letter? I wish I could fly to where you are, just to fracking pat you on the back-because that is obviously what you are looking for here.





Epic fail, bro. All around.

Clearly kidding. That is a sweet Futures patch in your sig btw.
 

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For people who take the internets too seriously, this picture is for you.

And if you don't know if this is for you, just ask and I will gladly let you know.
 

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Anthony K. said:
high+horse.jpg


For people who take the internets too seriously, this picture is for you.

And if you don't know if this is for you, just ask and I will gladly let you know.

Kind of like taking a game so seriously that you use your time to write a pages long letter to a pitcher that you hate.
 

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Anthony K. said:
high+horse.jpg


For people who take the internets too seriously, this picture is for you.

And if you don't know if this is for you, just ask and I will gladly let you know.
Do I? Lol
 

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I think the funniest thing about this thread is a lot of you get your ******* in a bunch because the letter was more than a few sentences long. Sam, I understand he likes to screw around. I don't think he likes Weaver(obviously) but I'm okay with that. But really guys...if it hurts that bad to read anything, why do you hop on a message board? I never understood that....



Not on a high horse btw. Just genuinely confused.
 

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hail2thevictors said:
Sam Banks said:
seitas said:
Jeff Weaver is a good friend of mine and I can imagine him laughing at all the time you put into that letter and said nothing really clever. Good job. I'm gonna ask him if he remembers reading this...I'll bet he never opened it.


Tell him I hope he dies soon. 8-)

I really hope you are joking, but even if so-you should just be ashamed of yourself. Plus, that letter is a joke. Admittedly, I quit reading after about 5 sentences-but, wow, you are a joke.

And, to come on here and act like you are something special for writing this joke of a letter? I wish I could fly to where you are, just to fracking pat you on the back-because that is obviously what you are looking for here.

Epic fail, bro. All around.

it is hard for me to believe that even one person has come in here and given sam crap, specially this poster. Have you ever been to a comedy club or laughed at a movie? Sam said he was half in the bag, in his head he was cracking himself up and having some fun. How can anyone slam him for being a funny clown. Sam, i chuckled at few lines, i have felt that way about 50 yankee pitchers over the years, and probably wished horrible things on them also. This board really is littered with some very boring people. At least sam is not boring. epic fail? how is this epic fail, this isnt even most minor ever on earth fail. Go back to watching Jane Eyre for the 10th time.
 

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Sorry to interrupt,
Boomo, your sig makes it sound like you "Hate doing Ebay"...And should probably read "Hate doing Ebay?"...
Again, sorry for the interruption. Carry on with the thread..
 

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Gwynn545 said:

Sorry to interrupt,
Boomo, your sig makes it sound like you "Hate doing Ebay"...And should probably read "Hate doing Ebay?"...
Again, sorry for the interruption. Carry on with the thread..

you are correct, but i doubt it has confused anyone here
 

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boomo said:
Gwynn545 said:

Sorry to interrupt,
Boomo, your sig makes it sound like you "Hate doing Ebay"...And should probably read "Hate doing Ebay?"...
Again, sorry for the interruption. Carry on with the thread..

you are correct, but i doubt it has confused anyone here

Lol I had to read it a couple times, I know I shouldnt say that, seeing how Im already viewed as dumb on here.
 

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Sam, I'm sorry to hear the wedding is off. There are plenty of fish in the sea. Just the next time you reel one in, don't show her/him this letter.
 

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PujolsCollector said:
notjomommasclint said:
if you wrote me a letter like that i would use my substantial means and take a duece on your front porch... after eating chili and ex lax for a week.
Im sure he could find a fat fan boy that would do it for an autograph and a pic with.......

i dont kid around about autographs. they are for one thing only... to cure cancer. actually its jeff weaver when the hell did he get fans?
 

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markakis8 said:
Sam, I'm sorry to hear the wedding is off. There are plenty of fish in the sea. Just the next time you reel one in, don't show her/him this letter.


I chuckled at this, :lol:
 

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notjomommasclint said:
PujolsCollector said:
notjomommasclint said:
if you wrote me a letter like that i would use my substantial means and take a duece on your front porch... after eating chili and ex lax for a week.
Im sure he could find a fat fan boy that would do it for an autograph and a pic with.......

i dont kid around about autographs. they are for one thing only... to cure cancer. actually its jeff weaver when the hell did he get fans?
Laugh My A$$ Off.....ok SM. Can we get an IP check please lol
 

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