List of the funniest baseball names ever

[1st4040]

I think this was done on here once before but I cannot find it.. so far I have these and want to know if there are more. I am gonna put together a wall plaque for my cousin with cards of these players and have already picked up multiples of these guys.. if there are anymore guys with names like these I would like to include them on the plaque since this is gonna be hung in his man room for everyone to see and enjoy a good laugh.

Rusty Kuntz
Dick Pole
Pete LaCock

 

[Brett Keith]

Wonderful Terrific Monds. I win. He loses...every day.

 

[hofmichael]

Woody Held
Dick Such
Razor Shines

In football there is
Dick Shiner
Fair ******
Buster Rhymes

 

[ahill1]

Wonderful Terrific Monds. I win. He loses...every day.

Man I think I still have his 1995 UD Minor League card.

 

[Frow]

 

[MTBright]

 

[Frow]

I bet his father's day sucked

 

[jbone17]

Oil Can Boyd
Candy Maldonado

 

[1st4040]

any other names out there people can think of? Man these guys parents were some really cruel people or they had an odd sense of humor.. either way the photo plaque Im going to build should be a centerpiece talked about by all that see it!!

 

[boomo]

footballs best is still

pumpy tudors

 

[darrend505]

Dick Trickle - racecar driver

 

[200lbhockeyplayer]

I still think Van Lingle Mungo is the single most interesting name in baseball's history. Then again, Emil "Hillbilly" Bildilli is a classic as well, but it's more his nickname that makes it work.

It's just a great name.

Of course, the child in me thinks that Enos Slaughter sounds more like a discount adult film than a Hall of Fame baseball player.

 

[Halonut]

dick drago
milton bradley
"tiger" ****
terelle hiawatha(sp) wade

 

[coltsnsox07]

The name Alex Rodriguez always makes me laugh.

 

[mrniceguy1126]

I think we have a winner here! I wonder if he was a ladies man in high school??? :lol:

 

[sneekc]

Hands down one of the best.

I was watching a college football game a long time ago with my pops, and there was a kid named Booger Pickens. Can't find any proof though via google

 

[Halonut]

I think we have a winner here! I wonder if he was a ladies man in high school???:lol:

wow...my eyes are bad. at first glance i didn't think anything of it as i thought it read "lucious posey" on a related note, there is a obgyn here locally by the name of dr. kuntz. the real kicker is there is a clam bar in the same shopping center :lol:

 

[robboshow]

Johnny Dickshot

 

[colts1888]

marcus littlewood goes well w/ one of my dads friends Dick LONG(RICHARD) nothing funnier than getting the mail and seeing a package from a dick long