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...and an encore:
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If this doesn't make you laugh over and over again... haha
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Or Mark Sanchez's contract with the Jets...
And thanks for the Contest!
"That's Gold Jerry Gold!"
Or Mark Sanchez's contract with the Jets...
And thanks for the Contest!
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Erich
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Keep em coming! I have one winner picked and will let it go until tomorrow and I will then pick the runner up.
I will leave you with this
Erich
I will leave you with this
Erich
After a basketball game, the coach found
a cell phone on the gym floor. He picked
it up and handed it to one of the referees,
saying, "Here's your phone."
"What makes you think it's mine?" the ref
asked.
"Easy," the coach replied. "It says you
missed 13 calls."
The local Dep*t of Motor Vehicles branch
was packed. After waiting in line nearly
an hour, one man finally got his license. He
inspected his photo & said to the clerk, * I
stood in line so long I ended up looking
pretty grouchy in this picture.* *It*s OK,*
said the clerk. *That*s how you*ll look
when the cops pull you over anyway.*
[h=6]The president of a financial firm stopped
in the brokers office to eavesdrop on a new
employee. He listened as the young man
talked eight consecutive contacts insto
moving their stock portfolios to him.
The boss approached the young man and
said, I must say I m impressed with your ability.
Where did you learn so much about talking to
investors? *Yale,* sir the young man answered.
What is your name? *Yakson.*[/h][h=6]A couple desperate to conceive a child,
went to their priest and asked him to pray.
*I*m going on sabbatical to Rome; I*ll
light a candle there for you,* said priest.
He returns 3 years later, visits the couple,
and finds wifey pregnant, attending 2 sets
of twins. Elated priest asks where hubby
is so he can congratulate him. *He*s gone
to blow that candle out* came the harried
reply.[/h]I was visiting my son-in-law and daughter
last week when I asked if I could borrow
a newspaper. *This is the 21st century,
old lady,* he said, *we don*t waste money
on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my
iPad.* I can tell you, that bloody fly
never knew what hit it.
A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his
students the harmful effects of alcohol in
living organisms. For his experiment, he showed
them a beaker with pond water in which was a
thriving civilization of worms. When he added
some alcohol into the beaker, the worms
doubled up and died. *Now what do you learn
from this?* asked the teacher. An eager student
answered, "Well, the answer is obvious. If you
drink alcohol, you will never have worms.*
Male Logic vs. Female Directions:
(This is a story which is perfectly
logical to all males.)
A wife asks her husband, *Could you
please go shopping for me and buy
one carton of milk, and if they have
eggs, get 6.* A short time later the
husband comes back with 6 cartons of
milk. The wife asks him, *Why did you
buy 6 cartons of milk?* He replied,
*They had eggs.*
a cell phone on the gym floor. He picked
it up and handed it to one of the referees,
saying, "Here's your phone."
"What makes you think it's mine?" the ref
asked.
"Easy," the coach replied. "It says you
missed 13 calls."
The local Dep*t of Motor Vehicles branch
was packed. After waiting in line nearly
an hour, one man finally got his license. He
inspected his photo & said to the clerk, * I
stood in line so long I ended up looking
pretty grouchy in this picture.* *It*s OK,*
said the clerk. *That*s how you*ll look
when the cops pull you over anyway.*
[h=6]The president of a financial firm stopped
in the brokers office to eavesdrop on a new
employee. He listened as the young man
talked eight consecutive contacts insto
moving their stock portfolios to him.
The boss approached the young man and
said, I must say I m impressed with your ability.
Where did you learn so much about talking to
investors? *Yale,* sir the young man answered.
What is your name? *Yakson.*[/h][h=6]A couple desperate to conceive a child,
went to their priest and asked him to pray.
*I*m going on sabbatical to Rome; I*ll
light a candle there for you,* said priest.
He returns 3 years later, visits the couple,
and finds wifey pregnant, attending 2 sets
of twins. Elated priest asks where hubby
is so he can congratulate him. *He*s gone
to blow that candle out* came the harried
reply.[/h]I was visiting my son-in-law and daughter
last week when I asked if I could borrow
a newspaper. *This is the 21st century,
old lady,* he said, *we don*t waste money
on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my
iPad.* I can tell you, that bloody fly
never knew what hit it.
A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his
students the harmful effects of alcohol in
living organisms. For his experiment, he showed
them a beaker with pond water in which was a
thriving civilization of worms. When he added
some alcohol into the beaker, the worms
doubled up and died. *Now what do you learn
from this?* asked the teacher. An eager student
answered, "Well, the answer is obvious. If you
drink alcohol, you will never have worms.*
Male Logic vs. Female Directions:
(This is a story which is perfectly
logical to all males.)
A wife asks her husband, *Could you
please go shopping for me and buy
one carton of milk, and if they have
eggs, get 6.* A short time later the
husband comes back with 6 cartons of
milk. The wife asks him, *Why did you
buy 6 cartons of milk?* He replied,
*They had eggs.*
gt2590
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WTF is this? Is this you?
Unfortunately, it isn't me. It's codeman. A couple guys in the collecting world are trying to get him to show up at Nationals this year since he's near Green Bay. Look at some of his other vids. I find humor in them and love 'em !
