Another great read, Tanner.
My personal faves: Chuck Norris...
* can lead a horse to water and make it drink.
* is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
* can kill two stones with one bird.
* can count to infinity... twice.
* can slam a revolving door.
My personal faves: Chuck Norris...
* can lead a horse to water and make it drink.
* is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
* can kill two stones with one bird.
* can count to infinity... twice.
* can slam a revolving door.