Night Crew Aug/ trade day

[JVHaste]

[MENTION=2375]finestkind[/MENTION] I might need a break from shilling Rick Porcello's trash performances, can you fill in for me for about a month? :grouphug:

 

[banjar]

I'd say somewhere between Dave Justice and Kevin Maas.

Err, uh, you mean today? Guess I haven't thought about this question in 28 years...

Yordan Alvarez with 3HR 7RBI

Of all the young power hitters in MLB right now, where does he rank?

 

[finestkind]

[MENTION=2375]finestkind[/MENTION] I might need a break from shilling Rick Porcello's trash performances, can you fill in for me for about a month? :grouphug:

I can try.

 

[death2redemptions]

Dude you're in rare form lately!

I slept at a Holiday Inn last night....well, I wouldn't say I really slept. Leather whips & chains, handcuffs, gimp suits, rubber duckies and all...there was some real 50 shades of Grey $hit going on in there.

And there were no silly safe words, my friend. Just the way I like it.

 

[death2redemptions]

[MENTION=2375]finestkind[/MENTION] I might need a break from shilling Rick Porcello's trash performances, can you fill in for me for about a month? :grouphug:

Speaking of trash performances, thanks a lot for Mike Leaking.

People keep asking why I still have him on my fantasy team and I can't think of an answer that makes sense. Fortunately I also have Ryu who is facing off with Leaking. One of them has Leaked 8 runs via 10 hits & 4 home runs while the other has 7 innings of shutout ball. I'll let you guess which is which. I'll give you a hint...one of them rhymes with $hit's creek, which is currently where they are headed.

 

[death2redemptions]

Acuna hit his 8th HR in 8 games today...up to 33 on the season. Still at 28 stolen bases. Just one run shy of a 100.

He's currently on pace for 44 HR & 38 SB

 

[JVHaste]

Speaking of trash performances, thanks a lot for Mike Leaking.

No problem :lol:

I will pass down my Mike Leake shill techniques:


1. He throws strikes
Whenever Leake allows a 472 foot homer remind everyone how good of a strike thrower he is. "would you rather him walks guys?" you could say.

2. 5 pitch mix
Constantly mention how many pitches are in his arsenal. (even if they end up over the fence) You could also add that he puts the "ARSE" in arsenal.

3.Freake a Leake
Spam this pun constantly, because it will keep you sane. Good luck.

 

[bstanwood]

Get the f outta here. I always pictured you as clean cut and upright and respectable. Not a gum sitter! Just goes to show you. It's always the quiet ones.

My buddy Cedric is not a real talker but every now and I get a glimpse into how his mind works and it totally wrecks me. We were in a 7-11 and he saw a bottle of this "Muscle Milk" garbage in the cooler. As casual as could be he goes "Is that what you get when you milk your muscle?" I laughed so hard I think my liver came out of my nose.

I've often thought I could have been the best actor of our generation, I do project an upright and respectable image, especially at work, retail and the public and all that noise, most people have no idea how bizarre it gets in my head. If people could hear what was happening in my head maybe only 3% of people wouldn't be punching or slapping me at every given second of the day.

 

[JVHaste]

If people could hear what was happening in my head maybe only 3% of people wouldn't be punching or slapping me at every given second of the day.

I think this could apply to a few of us in this thread. :lol:


The new announcer ratings are out, most of it makes sense:

https://awfulannouncing.com/mlb/your-2019-local-mlb-announcer-rankings.html

 

[JVHaste]

The same website shows the best shtty scene from a sports movie, wowza.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=58&v=HJWYzmJslis

 

[JVHaste]

 

[banjar]

Oh man, truer words never spoken. I'd be shipped out of town on a fast train if people could hear my thoughts.

I think this could apply to a few of us in this thread. :lol:

 

[banjar]

By the way, I'm two cards away from completing the 28-card rainbow of 2019 Prizm. A thoroughly stupid quest, but one that peaked my interest for some reason. For the sheer absurdity of it. I'm not gonna say which two I'm missing for fear of sleazy sellers trawling message boards like this, but they're not necessarily the rarest ones. These cards have just kinda dried up a bit lately. But I will persevere. At some point I will probably make a post with individual photos and critiques of ALL 28 VERSIONS. I know you all are just atwitter with anticipation already.

 

[JVHaste]

By the way, I'm two cards away from completing the 28-card rainbow of 2019 Prizm. A thoroughly stupid quest, but one that peaked my interest for some reason. For the sheer absurdity of it. I'm not gonna say which two I'm missing for fear of sleazy sellers trawling message boards like this, but they're not necessarily the rarest ones. These cards have just kinda dried up a bit lately. But I will persevere. At some point I will probably make a post with individual photos and critiques of ALL 28 VERSIONS. I know you all are just atwitter with anticipation already.

It reminds me of the Chappelle Show skit where he is getting his haircut and they hear on the news he is rich.... then charge him some absurd price. :ugeek:

 

[JVHaste]

https://971theticket.radio.com/arti...m-helps-mariners-seager-3rd-homer-night-video

That was the second time these two collided during the game... Tiger tankfest is in beastmode right now. :grouphug:

 

[JVHaste]

By the way, I'm two cards away from completing the 28-card rainbow of 2019 Prizm.

We should all take guesses which ones you're missing. Hasteradamus thinks:

4.Cryptic Lemon
19.Bubblegum Btchcake

 

[banjar]

I'm doing my Trump and leaning into my lapel mike to say "WRONG". I'm missing these two:

7. Oreo Cookie Moebius Strip
18. Electric ****

We should all take guesses which ones you're missing. Hasteradamus thinks:

4.Cryptic Lemon
19.Bubblegum Btchcake

 

[banjar]

Just home from having a few barley pops following an amazingly successful city meeting. A dim, witless, wrong-headed development project just took a 180 degree turn in the space of an hour, and I had a little to do with it. It's amazing what the loud voices of some residents can do. Sometimes that is. Sometimes. But when it happens, it feels good.

 

[JVHaste]

Interesting charts.
There should also be one called "Marlins fans, do you exist?" :lol:

 

[death2redemptions]

I've often thought I could have been the best actor of our generation, I do project an upright and respectable image, especially at work, retail and the public and all that noise, most people have no idea how bizarre it gets in my head. If people could hear what was happening in my head maybe only 3% of people wouldn't be punching or slapping me at every given second of the day.

I think this could apply to a few of us in this thread. :lol:


The new announcer ratings are out, most of it makes sense:

https://awfulannouncing.com/mlb/your-2019-local-mlb-announcer-rankings.html

Oh man, truer words never spoken. I'd be shipped out of town on a fast train if people could hear my thoughts.

Who says they can't? About 15 years ago my neighbor back in AZ knew everything I was thinking...in fact he was able to communicate with me through my walls in my upstairs bedroom. I know, it doesn't make sense but I'll tell you the same thing I told my doctor at the psychiatric ward....telekinesis, obviously.

Every single day the clever bastard was looking for ways to stitch me up for murder. He was planning to kill my parents but in a convoluted way where it would look like I did it. He revealed very few details and I had no idea when he planned to do it so I had to stay up all day and night peaking through my blinds or camping out in the backyard...in fact I even purchased a bunch of spy material and recording devices so I'd have evidence in case he succeeded in his frame job. I thought I had the silly bugger for a sec cuz I had recorded everything he told me one night. Immediately I replayed everything I recorded to my parents. There was nothing there....I felt like such a fool because the obvious explanation was that we were somehow telekinetically linked to each other so of course there would be nothing on the recording. That's around the time my folks felt I was unwell and needed some time at "the funny house", as they called it. Now, they were obviously nuts because there was nothing funny about this place, at least not "ha, ha" funny. Everyone around me was a nutjob I tell ya.

Honestly, I'm glad I'm not crazy like you folks. My parents could have been killed if it weren't for my due diligence in taking these threats from my neighbor seriously and not disbelieving in something as serious as telekinetic power.

btw.....what's a "red flag"?