Night Crew * August 2018 * The Dog Days of Summer *

[JVHaste]

Facing Marlins pitching Ronald Acuna just hit his 21st HR of the season...a 430+ ft bomb to center. I think it's safe to say he likes to eat fish.

Best revenge is when his HR fcking obliterates their wall.

 

[banjar]

Haha! Yeah. Good work if you can get it.

It’s very clear his job is to get punched in the face on a daily basis.

 

[JVHaste]

New changes to gmail are new therefore bad therefore I dont like them.

 

[michaelstepper]

It’s very clear his job is to get punched in the face on a daily basis.

lmao
exactly

 

[banjar]

So, time for true confessions. I ripped open my nutzack about 15 years ago while riding my bike. Late at night, riding home after more than a few beers, went off a dropoff and landed awkwardly on the seat. No rips through clothing, but somehow I got a 1/2" rip thru the nutzack. I can't explain how this happened, but it did. Not good times. Bad times. Very bad times. I could tell my doctor didn't really buy my explanation when he asked how it happened, but he stitched it up anyway.

 

[JVHaste]

So, time for true confessions. I ripped open my nutzack about 15 years ago while riding my bike. Late at night, riding home after more than a few beers, went off a dropoff and landed awkwardly on the seat. No rips through clothing, but somehow I got a 1/2" rip thru the nutzack. I can't explain how this happened, but it did. Not good times. Bad times. Very bad times. I could tell my doctor didn't really buy my explanation when he asked how it happened, but he stitched it up anyway.

LOL. great story... I like how you did want to tell any of this for a few days :lol:

 

[banjar]

Yeah, not my finest hour. But these things do happen, and for catharsis and healing to happen, they need to be posted about on freedomcardboard.com

LOL. great story... I like how you did want to tell any of this for a few days :lol:

 

[JVHaste]

I will return the favor and tell the story of how I ripped my Dick cord years ago... but tomorrow, I gtg.

 

[Super Mario]

I wonder how bad ripping your nut sack open actually hurts?

It’s pretty stretchy skin, and doesn’t really hurt much when you nick your balls when shaving, so unless you damaged your testicles I can’t imagine it being the most painful thing in the world. I am sure it’s extremely terrifying though.

 

[bstanwood]

All I can think of is The Office when Andy rips his sack open while trying to break dance.

 

[death2redemptions]

All of my Pop figures are characters from the Walking Dead...got a bunch of them but can't remember which ones they are. When I moved from AZ to South Carolina a little over a year ago they were put in boxes and then stuffed in the garage with a whole lot of other boxes that I still haven't opened yet cuz I'm lazy as a cat on tranquilizers.

Speaking of tranquilizers....anybody got some? You still hooking folks up behind the Bed, Bath & Beyond [MENTION=12485]JVHaste[/MENTION]? What's the code word for the day?

Barring something crazy in the last 5ish weeks of the year acuna has my NL ROY vote, real impressive kid, I thought for sure he would fade as teams got a bigger book but he's gotten stronger.

I don't know what will unfold in these final 5 weeks of baseball but *as of right now* my top 3 NL ROY votes would be the following:
1. Ronald Acuna
2. Juan Soto
3. Jack Flaherty

I haven't followed the AL ROY race as closely so it would be tough for me to rank the names in order but it would come down to Andujar, Torres & Ohtani (again, no particular order)

Best revenge is when his HR fcking obliterates their wall.
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Yeah dude, that was a majestic shot...maybe not Stanton majestic...but still quiet majestic for a 20 year old rookie

Why do I keep using the word majestic?

 

[death2redemptions]

Nick Martini likes his eephus shaken, not stirred.




:-|

There is currently a prospect named Seth Beer. That would be a pretty cool name too. If I had the opportunity to ask him one question it would be "Budweiser or Coors?"

 

[banjar]

Awesome. I had not heard of him. I just picked up one of his base cards to hang on my fridge, because my name is Seth and I love beer. He might just replace Seth Smith as my #1 homie, but has to make it to the majors first.

There is currently a prospect named Seth Beer. That would be a pretty cool name too. If I had the opportunity to ask him one question it would be "Budweiser or Coors?"

 

[finestkind]

My doctors keep asking me how I got some of my injuries. I just keep saying I have no idea. They give me those yeah right looks.

 

[death2redemptions]

I believe I single-handedly started the opioid epidemic which is pretty cool cuz I like to think of myself as a trend starter.

Back in the day I turned the concept of doctor shopping into an art

 

[JVHaste]

I believe I single-handedly started the opioid epidemic which is pretty cool cuz I like to think of myself as a trend starter.

Back in the day I turned the concept of doctor shopping into an art

oh foshizzle, I was a shopaholic. Finally ended up with this doc who was like Rainman and just gazed at his Betty Boop toy collection as he scribbled prescriptions.

 

[banjar]

Hahaha. It was a one in a million shot Doc!

My doctors keep asking me how I got some of my injuries. I just keep saying I have no idea. They give me those yeah right looks.

 

[finestkind]

 

[death2redemptions]

O'Neill swats another one!

 

[death2redemptions]

O'Neill swats another one!

And an RBI double...