Night Crew * August 2018 * The Dog Days of Summer *

[death2redemptions]

Okay, next time I catch a diglett I don't think I'm gonna be able to control my laughter...

 

[MrMet]

Okay, next time I catch a diglett I don't think I'm gonna be able to control my arousal...

Fixed it for you


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[Super Mario]

The new guy on Man vs Food sucks.

He never wins.

 

[JVHaste]

LOL! Reminds me of the Pokemon Go ***** I saw on the internet a few days back. I think it was titled "Anny Aurora caught a rare Dickluxo"

This image is way funnier though. But if this is a diglett the I'm wondering what explains the evolved diglett form, "dugtrio"....particularly the Alolan form that has blonde hair at the tip

These ones? I guess this was how Diglett was depicted in Mein Kamph

 

[JVHaste]

Good to see Mitch Hamniger bat leadoff and Dee Gordon bat eat shi... er, bat 9th.

 

[JVHaste]

Mitch Hamniger

Oops, I always forget his name. . . lets just call him Mitch Porcelain.

 

[JVHaste]

Its stupidass nickname day, do some nicknames for your team.

Mitch "haniger please" Haniger
Denard "superguillermo" Span
Jean "falling comet" Segura
Nelson "the chemist" Cruz
Kyle "meager" Seager
Mike "only the mailman walks" Zunino
Ryon "only the mailman walks" Healy
Cameron "tradebait" Maybin
Dee "only the mailman walks" Gordon (anyone see a problem with this lineup yet?)

 

[death2redemptions]

My main man crush JV facing the M's tonight. It'll be a game of wit, strategy & subterfuge, friends become enemies and enemies become friends...a classic death match battled to the bitter end...many will die but for the few who prosper, their names will be etched in stone and history will remember them as the heroes of the 21st century...songs will be written about them and blah, blah, blah....

Its stupidass nickname day, do some nicknames for your team.

Mitch "haniger please" Haniger
Denard "superguillermo" Span
Jean "falling comet" Segura
Nelson "the chemist" Cruz
Kyle "meager" Seager
Mike "only the mailman walks" Zunino
Ryon "only the mailman walks" Healy
Cameron "tradebait" Maybin
Dee "only the mailman walks" Gordon (anyone see a problem with this lineup yet?)

Time to get a new mailman? Like a really cool, bada$s inspirational mailman so when the next time they think to themselves "only the mailman walks" they'll be like "that dude's awesome, he gets all the hot chicks....maybe if I take more walks I'll be like him!"

I'd say The Chemist fits Cruz just fine.

My personal favorite nickname for Justin Verlander is "Kate Upton's Game-Used Dild0". In fact, it's the name of my fantasy team ;-)

 

[JVHaste]

right now on MLB gameday Verlander is shown as "UHP" instead of RHP.... Does this mean he throws underhanded now?

 

[death2redemptions]

Haniger.......

 

[death2redemptions]

Well, that escalated quickly...

 

[JVHaste]

I was about to say that if he does to pitch underhand then at least Haniger and Cruz should be able to homer but he would shut down everyone else.

 

[death2redemptions]

The M's ain't f*cking around here

 

[JVHaste]

Mariners trying for a reverse combo cycle this inning! just need double and single.

 

[death2redemptions]

right now on MLB gameday Verlander is shown as "UHP" instead of RHP.... Does this mean he throws underhanded now?

Ugly hung *****?

 

[death2redemptions]

Welp, I'm gonna lose this week...Anibal Sanchez leaves the game in the 2nd after getting hit by a comebacker and Verlander will be lucky if he can go 2 innings without giving up double digit runs.

 

[death2redemptions]

I thought the M's offense was dead

 

[death2redemptions]

They just hit for the cycle before recording an out

 

[JVHaste]

wow, they just did what I said they would!! homer triple double single in order... the reverse cycle!!!

 

[JVHaste]

I thought the M's offense was dead

He reached the Kyle Seager to Dee Gordon stretch of the lineup.. crisis should be averted. :lol: