Night Crew * August 2018 * The Dog Days of Summer *

[u2me57]

So I hear a UFC fighter sliced his nutsack in half with a power tool... I blame those darn instructional booklets in 17 languages, he clearly missed the English instructions that said "KEEP NUTSACK AWAY FROM BLADE!!!"

But the good news is that his girlfriend will have something to try out her new sewing kit on.

 

[JVHaste]

But the good news is that his girlfriend will have something to try out her new sewing kit on.

:lol:

He should put something in it before sewing up, perhaps metal to do this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uebbHL-nFF8

 

[JVHaste]

Everyone here has seen Spinal Tap right?

 

[Super Mario]

Everyone here has seen Spinal Tap right?

Nope.

 

[banjar]

Howdy gents. An inebriated good evening to you. I'm up practicing the ol' banjo a little, and looking for a web hosting service for a new website for some civic activism. Finally over the flu I picked up 3 weeks ago, and it is good to not feel like hammered ass.

Spinal Tap. Yes. An all timer. In the words of Country Dick Montana, may he rest in peace, "It's a classic. Because I say it is!"

 

[JVHaste]

Nope.

The first parody documentary I can think of... even these 2 complainers loved it!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwJExYWhRSU

 

[JVHaste]

Hard to think of my favorite scene offhand but the mini stonehenge is great :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=071cXxCNj5A

 

[JVHaste]

and then they go onstage with the shtty prop :lol: LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAXzzHM8zLw

 

[banjar]

That movie has so much good stuff in it.

Ever see the Simpsons episode with them in it? We salute you, our half-inflated dark lord!

 

[banjar]

The Siskel and Ebert show intro sequence - also classic! I haven't seen that in many many years.

 

[JVHaste]

Yeah that was a good Simpsons for sure. I also like the intro to B*tch School which I think came out long after the movie. :lol:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq3YD7fNZTI

 

[JVHaste]

"tall girls would make us look very short"

"all girl would make us look very MALE" LOOOOOOOL :lol:

 

[banjar]

B*tch School! I remember that one getting a little airplay here and there. I just looked it up and it actually charted in the UK.

 

[death2redemptions]

Mike Freaka Leake probably got AIDS from banging Felecia, Tanisha, DaRonda, Crystal, Monique, Shamique, Jalonda. :shock:

Are you sure he didn't just take a wrong turn to the Beckett marketplace? :benson:

 

[JVHaste]

B*tch School! I remember that one getting a little airplay here and there. I just looked it up and it actually charted in the UK.

The funny thing about that album is the model on the cover


is also....


:lol:

 

[JVHaste]

Are you sure he didn't just take a wrong turn to the Beckett marketplace? :benson:

Yes, either he directly used Beckett Marketplace or LaRonda did for her Jake Peavy collection and then he came in contact with her.

 

[death2redemptions]

Yes, either he directly used Beckett Marketplace or LaRonda did for her Jake Peavy collection and then he came in contact with her.

I suppose it was worth it cuz Peavy is a shoe in for the HOF, gonna be worth millions.

I guess the lesson here is, always wear a body condom when going to the Beckett marketplace.

 

[death2redemptions]

Ever since I was a child I've always aspired to get AIDS one day, as it's always been the cool thing to do. After school I'd always take the back streets to the homeless shelter and yell "hey, anybody wanna try and give me aids?". We'd then proceed to the alleyway and do the 'ol bareback or share a needle. Fast forward 20 years and I can inject enough dope to put an elephant down and I've got the clap, along with various other STD's....but no AIDS! I mean, what does a guy have to do to get the AIDS? Am I really asking too much?

 

[JVHaste]

I guess the lesson here is, always wear a body condom when going to the Beckett marketplace.

and here is whats going to be in the next FCB newsletter :lol:

 

[JVHaste]

Mariners getting obliterated by Astros... Jose Altuve getting back to hitting, lets see him chase Chete Rose.