Nightmare on Royal Brougham: The Chone Figgins Story

[MadHandle11]

It's pretty obvious that I've forgiven Chone Figgins for his sins against the Mariners:

http://vivalavidro.wordpress.com/2014/04/02/nightmare-on-royal-brougham-the-chone-figgins-story/

Yep. I have totally moved on.

 

[Austin]

It's weird how Figgins' career just imploded when he went to Seattle.
By the way, you wrote that the boy has never witnessed a winning Mariners season. So he's 4-year-old or younger? Seattle was 85-77 five years ago.

 

[MadHandle11]

It's weird how Figgins' career just imploded when he went to Seattle.
By the way, you wrote that the boy has never witnessed a winning Mariners season. So he's 4-year-old or younger? Seattle was 85-77 five years ago.

The story takes place in 2027.

And yeah, it's like he was a completely different player as soon as he arrived in Seattle. Just our luck...

 

[Pinbreaker]

You could replace Chone with several players.. Richie Sexson who would hit 30 hr, but only hit .200..

There are many ex M's that come here after a stellar season (Adrian Beltre for one) and leave to return to his heyday..

 

[Gwynn545]

Good story! Friggin' Kieth!! Don't know who's worse, Keith or Chone...Or Diane. This is so full of hateful characters. Plus that dad drinks too much. That boy is doomed...

 

[Gwynn545]

...(then we find out the dad's name...) Milton Bradley!!???