Paper or plastic? Night Crew Ep. 28

[blanning71]

CG also is in love with beefy queso. GG also has gout in his knee. He's a Braves fan from Alabama. I warned you.

 

[JVHaste]

CG also is in love with beefy queso. GG also has gout in his knee. He's a Braves fan from Alabama. I warned you.

CG might be talking in secret nerd code- knee + gout = knout

definition-
"A knout /ˈnaʊt/ is a heavy scourge-like multiple whip, usually made of a bunch of rawhide thongs attached to a long handle, sometimes with metal wire or hooks incorporated."

basically he is hinting at doing freaky nerd bondage sht, hence not being here tonight.

 

[blanning71]

He's been known to piss excellence at times. His sweat can cure cancer. Gilmore can part the water in his bathtub....when he farts.

 

[JVHaste]

He's been known to piss excellence at times. His sweat can cure cancer. Gilmore can part the water in his bathtub....when he farts.

he is starting to sound like Neil Breen here :lol:

 

[blanning71]

So where ya from man?

 

[JVHaste]

Western WA. Mariners fan who is finally done.. done I says!! One of the main reasons I'm starting to move off my cards is not attached to the game as much really.


Honestly I must confess Ive never seen a Neil Breen film in full, but I have seen Samurai Cop and the Room... those 3 form the Bermuda Triangle of badfunny film. You seen any?

 

[blanning71]

Never seen any of his work. I'd love to visit Washington state sometime. Always been a fan of the movie the Goonies and would love to visit Astoria and Seattle.

 

[JVHaste]

The people are *******, but the weather in the spot I'm at is consistent so I just hide and I'm fine.

In the genre of "unintentional comedies" Breen seems quite strong. From what I hear all his movies are basically the same- he is the main character and narrates the whole time about how he can cure cancer, is a top secret hacker who fights the govt, has hidden powers etc etc.

The best clusterfck is Samurai Cop and I doubt Breen or anyone else will ever top it. Its hard to explain how many levels of fail without seeing interviews about it.

edit: here is correct scene-
its start out as a normal scene.... .until..... :benson:

 

[blanning71]

Man, I love watching Cops. These people are sooooooo overly dramatic. Just taze the fu*k out of them.

 

[JVHaste]

full movie-

http://putlockers.fm/watch/mxyAe0xN-samurai-cop.html

No tazer , just a dude in a badly fitted womans wig gunning down the Yakuza in the strangest attempt at film of all time. Every scene done in one take, every scene with at least one terrible dub with hissing noise because the guy didnt know how to work a dubbing machine.

probably going to try to sleep early tonight, need to catch up on that sht before I push up flowers.

 

[JVHaste]

to tempt you into that mess I will leave you with this


its like the foreign director heard the "whos on first" joke but didn't really get it, and tried to do his own suicide joke version. :-| LOL

 

[blanning71]

Rest well bud. We will talk more about the film tomorrow.

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[bstanwood]

The couple games I see at Fenway a year I usually go to the shortest line because it's usually ridiculous. If I have options though it's the MonsterDog all the way. It's a hot dog the initially only served on top of the Green Monster that's the size of a housecat. Now you can get it nearly anywhere in the park, and I think they shrunk it a bit, but man is it good.
The food at Citi Field is pretty good, particularly their "gormet" options out in center field.