Prince Fielder signs with the Red Sox!!!! (JOKE)

[JoshHamilton]

8 years, $250 million dollars?! Jesus Christ, that's a lot. Bold move by Cherington. Even bolder switching him to short stop. I guess this means Iglesias will be moved. Sorry, prospectors

http://www.sportspickle.com/news/90...top-prince-fielder-to-8-year-250-million-deal

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Re: Prince Fielder signs with the Red Sox!!!!

He'll make an awesome new shortshop. He's limber.

“No offense to Marco Scutaro, who has been a professional for us at shortstop the last two seasons, but he made 33 errors combined in 2010 and 2011,” the new Red Sox GM said. “Prince only made 19. So any perceptions out there that this is a huge downgrade in team defense couldn’t be more absurd.”

Fielder says he felt playing for the Red Sox was the perfect fit for him.

“I wanted to be paid what I think I’m worth and I wanted to have a chance to win a championship,” he said. “Boston gives me that. But best of all, they have an incredibly unhealthy clubhouse. I don’t eat fried chicken, but I’m sure we can get jalapeno poppers or fried cauliflower delivered or … donuts! Donuts! Yes! Dunkin Donuts is up there, right? This is so great.”

 

[Pine Tar]

Re: Prince Fielder signs with the Red Sox!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Bob Lowblaw
I'm sure Will does in fact know it is not true. This is why he is posting it.

 

[prospectorgems]

Re: Prince Fielder signs with the Red Sox!!!!

uhh...sportsPICKLE....

You realize this isn't true, correct?

I just about had a heart attack, but then realized it has to be fake.

 

[JoshHamilton]

Re: Prince Fielder signs with the Red Sox!!!!

uhh...sportsPICKLE....

You realize this isn't true, correct?

“No offense to Marco Scutaro, who has been a professional for us at shortstop the last two seasons, but he made 33 errors combined in 2010 and 2011,” the new Red Sox GM said. “Prince only made 19. So any perceptions out there that this is a huge downgrade in team defense couldn’t be more absurd.”

Fielder says he felt playing for the Red Sox was the perfect fit for him.

“I wanted to be paid what I think I’m worth and I wanted to have a chance to win a championship,” he said. “Boston gives me that. But best of all, they have an incredibly unhealthy clubhouse. I don’t eat fried chicken, but I’m sure we can get jalapeno poppers or fried cauliflower delivered or … donuts! Donuts! Yes! Dunkin Donuts is up there, right? This is so great.”

Doesn't the bolded quote add to the validity??

 

[cartersprings]

Re: Prince Fielder signs with the Red Sox!!!!

I'd pay money to see Prince Fielder playing SS. :lol:

 

[wolfmanalfredo]

Re: Prince Fielder signs with the Red Sox!!!!

Prince Fielder is really fat

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Re: Prince Fielder signs with the Red Sox!!!!

“No offense to Marco Scutaro, who has been a professional for us at shortstop the last two seasons, but he made 33 errors combined in 2010 and 2011,” the new Red Sox GM said. “Prince only made 19. So any perceptions out there that this is a huge downgrade in team defense couldn’t be more absurd.”

Fielder says he felt playing for the Red Sox was the perfect fit for him.

“I wanted to be paid what I think I’m worth and I wanted to have a chance to win a championship,” he said. “Boston gives me that. But best of all, they have an incredibly unhealthy clubhouse. I don’t eat fried chicken, but I’m sure we can get jalapeno poppers or fried cauliflower delivered or … donuts! Donuts! Yes! Dunkin Donuts is up there, right? This is so great.”

Doesn't the bolded quote add to the validity??

Are you saying donuts AREN'T great?

 

[JoshHamilton]

Re: Prince Fielder signs with the Red Sox!!!!

I unfortunately don't know. I don't eat sweets anymore.

I know it's satire; I write for SP and DJ Gallo is a friend of mine.

Glad I caused at least one near heart attack!

 

[homerun28aa]

Re: Prince Fielder signs with the Red Sox!!!!

That's hilarious, first off paid WAY too much, second moving him to shortstop is a joke. Once again just like with the Ryan Howard signing the biggest winner is..........PUJOLS!!!!! But being a sox fan I'm glad they got a superstar.

 

[JoshHamilton]

Re: Prince Fielder signs with the Red Sox!!!!

That's hilarious, first off paid WAY too much, second moving him to shortstop is a joke. Once again just like with the Ryan Howard signing the biggest winner is..........PUJOLS!!!!! But being a sox fan I'm glad they got a superstar.

Yep.

 

[vwnut13]

Re: Prince Fielder signs with the Red Sox!!!!

That's hilarious, first off paid WAY too much, second moving him to shortstop is a joke. Once again just like with the Ryan Howard signing the biggest winner is..........PUJOLS!!!!! But being a sox fan I'm glad they got a superstar.

:?

 

[JoshHamilton]

Re: Prince Fielder signs with the Red Sox!!!!

That's hilarious, first off paid WAY too much, second moving him to shortstop is a joke. Once again just like with the Ryan Howard signing the biggest winner is..........PUJOLS!!!!! But being a sox fan I'm glad they got a superstar.

:?

Yep!

 

[sebpoo]

Re: Prince Fielder signs with the Red Sox!!!!

That's hilarious, first off paid WAY too much, second moving him to shortstop is a joke. Once again just like with the Ryan Howard signing the biggest winner is..........PUJOLS!!!!! But being a sox fan I'm glad they got a superstar.

::facepalm::

Would like to get a yep as well

 

[Todd44]

Re: Prince Fielder signs with the Red Sox!!!!

I unfortunately don't know. I don't eat sweets anymore.

I know it's satire; I write for SP and DJ Gallo is a friend of mine.

Glad I caused at least one near heart attack!

Went to college with DJ. Gave him his first break writing satire at the school newspaper there...tell him Todd says hi!

And go Towson football!

 

[notjomommasclint]

sadly prince would be an improvement at SS...