RANDOM THOUGHTS/QUESTIONS/PHOTOS/STATS

[kentuckyderby]

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Broken Heart and Broken Bones
Think of how a castrated horse feels

First time gelded horses are GREAT to bet on
So are grey horses on the turf

 

[IndyManning18]

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Broken Heart and Broken Bones
Think of how a castrated horse feels

I hate myself and I want to die

Ding Ding Ding!!! You win........................................nothing. Excellent song.

 

[NerfXerks]

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How bad is Spam for your health?

 

[AKA Coastal]

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I started a contest on the Basketball boards. Will Ian Stewart have a guess?

 

[phillyfan0417]

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My personal favorite Jack Handy:

Dad said laughter was the best medicine
I guess that why a few of us died of tuberculosis.

 

[kentuckyderby]

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I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.

 

[AKA Coastal]

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If the MLB took Topps license away would bowman chrome be a minor league product?

 

[kentuckyderby]

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I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex

 

[subpop77]

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The birds seemed to be calling his name thaught Caw

 

[nborton]

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I hope Wheaton can finally beat Mount Union next Saturday so I can see them in the Stagg Bowl.

 

[RandomH]

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Pringles Blazin' buffalo wing are great.

 

[stlalways94]

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Jack Handy

Best Jack Handey quote ever:
"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on there porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says 'You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done."

- Jack Handey
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[All The Hype]

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I like turtles.

 

[Wehttam6]

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When I first started my Hawks PC, I for some reason never bought any Josh Childress. Now I'm glad I didn't.

 

[RandomH]

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I am gonna drive over to apple headquarters and burn it down.

 

[Anthony K.]

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This thread is useless.

As is this post.

 

[sportscardtheory]

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Why are some of the 2008 Bowman Chrome Draft cards autographed and some aren't??? What the heck is that? How are we supposed to tell the difference on eBay???

 

[Terry]

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I want a dog.

 

[muchuckwagon]

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I want a dog.

Wow....you finally realized you would never score with a woman....but come on, a dog.....start with an apple pie and work your way up to some sheep.

 

[Mighty Bombjack]

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I wanna make a friend named Derrek just so I have someone to call D-Rock.