RANDOM THOUGHTS/QUESTIONS/PHOTOS/STATS

[UMich92]

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“This morning I awoke to the sound of my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the Public Power Monopoly regulated by the US department of energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather would be like today using satellites designed, built and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I did this while eating my breakfast of US Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking drugs determined safe by the Federal Drug Administration.

At a time that has been kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory, I got into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration approved automobile and set out to work on roads built and maintained by local, state and federal departments of transportation. I checked my mail delivered by the US Postal Service and dropped the kids of at public school, then stopped for fuel of a quality regulated by the Environmental Protection Agency.

After work I drove my NHTSA car on DOT roads back home, which has not burned down because of state and local building codes and a fire marshal’s inspection. My house has not been plundered in my absence because of the local police department.

I then log onto the internet which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration and post here on AWE, in freerepublic.com and of course the Fox News forums about how socialized health care is bad because the government can’t do anything right.”

Just awesome. Thanks.

 

[sportscardtheory]

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After trying to post more on the football boards, I can see why no one goes there. YIKES. lol

 

[brumbach]

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Went to Myrtle Beach SC this week with the wife and boys, 2 and 3 years old.

Learned that chicks shouldn't go into the ocean when it's that special time of the month, sharks can sense it from a mile away.

My 3 year old is fearless, jumped into the 5 ft end of the pool. I'll be 36 next month, I still won't jump into the pool.

We lost him on Thursday around the pool area, feared another 5 foot jump, found him lounging in the hot tub with the 15 year old cougars, he eyed up the older southern ladies all week.

My insane 2 year old is petrified of the water, freaked out when his feet got wet.

He did, however, float around on an inner tube a couple of times, including Thursday afternoon.

I had my cell phone in my pocket.

Cell phones don't work after being immersed in a pool for 20 minutes.

 

[MaineMule]

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Went to Myrtle Beach SC this week with the wife and boys, 2 and 3 years old.

Learned that chicks shouldn't go into the ocean when it's that special time of the month, sharks can sense it from a mile away.

My 3 year old is fearless, jumped into the 5 ft end of the pool. I'll be 36 next month, I still won't jump into the pool.

We lost him on Thursday around the pool area, feared another 5 foot jump, found him lounging in the hot tub with the 15 year old cougars, he eyed up the older southern ladies all week.

My insane 2 year old is petrified of the water, freaked out when his feet got wet.

He did, however, float around on an inner tube a couple of times, including Thursday afternoon.

I had my cell phone in my pocket.

Cell phones don't work after being immersed in a pool for 20 minutes.

...several of these really made me laugh.... :lol: :lol: Hope you had a great vacation!

 

[marterburn]

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I will be SO glad when all these Kemp bobblehead auctions die down!

The last few weeks my daily ebay search for "matt kemp" has been VERY annoying!!

 

[Viking4Alpha]

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After trying to post more on the football boards, I can see why no one goes there. YIKES. lol

Please do elaborate.

 

[cgilmo]

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After trying to post more on the football boards, I can see why no one goes there. YIKES. lol

Please do elaborate.

why?

 

[Hallsgator]

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I move away for college in less then 2 weeks. :shock:

 

[dano7]

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Went to Myrtle Beach SC this week with the wife and boys, 2 and 3 years old.

Learned that chicks shouldn't go into the ocean when it's that special time of the month, sharks can sense it from a mile away.

My 3 year old is fearless, jumped into the 5 ft end of the pool. I'll be 36 next month, I still won't jump into the pool.

We lost him on Thursday around the pool area, feared another 5 foot jump, found him lounging in the hot tub with the 15 year old cougars, he eyed up the older southern ladies all week.

My insane 2 year old is petrified of the water, freaked out when his feet got wet.

He did, however, float around on an inner tube a couple of times, including Thursday afternoon.

I had my cell phone in my pocket.

Cell phones don't work after being immersed in a pool for 20 minutes.

That's what family vacations are for :lol:
You didn't mention how many bikini clad young darlings you sneaked a peek at.
DANNY

 

[sportscardtheory]

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I'm hungry... but I don't want to eat.

 

[thenumberonemetfan]

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I want da gold,were da gold at.

 

[Austin]

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[sportscardtheory]

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I'm really sick of hearing the word "apps".

 

[Casebusters]

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I'm really sick of hearing the word "apps".

and
"Black Taco"

 

[LaneyB]

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Does anyone know the rest of the joke that was being told in the movie The Breakfast Club before the guy fell through the ceiling?

 

[uniquebaseballcards]

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A butt says what?

 

[sportscardtheory]

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My cat is snoring like a ****.

 

[011873]

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Why did Kamakazie pilots wear helmets?

Why doesnt glue stick inside the bottle?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why do 24/7 stores have locks on the doors?

Why are public bathrooms called bathrooms yet have no baths?

Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?

Why is Spam so loved in Hawaii?

 

[Card Magnet]

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Do chickens have large talons?

 

[sportscardtheory]

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The off-seasons are so very boring here. Besides awards and trades/free agency, nothing very interesting is happening in the baseball card world.