MojoDan
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- Aug 22, 2008
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Speaking of Star Wars, I tried (and failed) to use my Jedi powers yesterday.
We were playing fetch with Crazy Jack in the backyard when I launched one of his toys over the fence into the yard of the mean lady next door. I stealthily climbed up on a chair to look over the fence to see if I could locate it in her yard. It wasn't far, so I leaned down with a rake to drag it back. I then dropped the rake. I brought over a claw garden tool thing to retrieve the rake (and then, hopefully, the toy). The neighbor is older and I was counting on her poor hearing. The rake was halfway up the wall when her yappy little dog started barking at me through the window. I waved my hand, Jedi-like and told Jakey (yappy dog's name) that "Nothing is happening here, go away" in a spooky, Jedi voice.
I got the rake back over on our side and went for the toy. I nearly had the toy hooked on the claw-thing when the lady yelled out her window, "What are you doing?" I said I was trying to get a dog toy. She told me to hurry up and stay out of her yard. Technically, I wasn't in her yard, but I can kinda see where she was coming from.
(This was just after he broke his pliers trying to get his wrench out of the rain gutter)
