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[FortyFour]

there is not a whole lot to do in Missouri

 

[shayscards79]

At least he didn't go the Marlins.

That would have been two superstars in Miami playing in empty stadiums.

 

[bouwob]

there is not a whole lot to do in Missouri

They actually have some of the cheapest beer and cigarettes in the region.

I live in a 3.2 state and I used to live in a dry county. When I visit the dry county I have to drive through misery. They always look at me weird when I purchase 20 cases of beer.