The eBay 1/1 Game Thread

[bigunitcards]

Here's the game: a card (any player) is serial numbered to 99. Each card is an eBay 1/1. Each new post must use the next serial number and tell WHY that number is a 1/1. The stupider, more abstract the better. Example: 81/99 >>>> 81 = 9 Innings SQUARED 1/1!

here we go:

"#1/99 99 PROBLEMS BUT A HOF VOTE AIN'T 1 ebay 1/1 One of One!"

 

[mrmopar]

2/99 - He has two arms, so it's a 1/1!