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phillyfan0417 said:
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Good morning.

Hit this last night at packs wars.
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Also this:
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I want to play!!

Good Morning all

Next one is at the shop in two weeks.
 

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Morning gents. Got 2nd place by default last night at poker. $20 more in my pocket than when I got there.

Excited to go to a card show Sunday. Been a while since I've been to one.
 

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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

"Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."

The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.

Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."
 

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gvsu96 said:
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

"Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."

The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.

Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."

:lol:
 

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I'm in the process of editing my first book. 310 pages total and took me nearly two years to finish. The editing process is taking as long as the initial writing though... :lol:
 

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I'm in the process of editing my first book. 310 pages total and took me nearly two years to finish. The editing process is taking as long as the initial writing though... :lol:

What's it about?
 

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Fantasy / fiction story. It would take a while to explain the whole story, but it's pretty unique. I have always wanted to write a book, and finally achieved that goal. Gonna try to contact publishers once I finish all the editing.
 

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Ty Hope said:
Fantasy / fiction story. It would take a while to explain the whole story, but it's pretty unique. I have always wanted to write a book, and finally achieved that goal. Gonna try to contact publishers once I finish all the editing.

This is AWESOME Ty!!! I would be HIGHLY interested in reading if you need any sort of guinea pig for an audiance ;)
 

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gvsu96 said:
Ty Hope said:
I'm in the process of editing my first book. 310 pages total and took me nearly two years to finish. The editing process is taking as long as the initial writing though... :lol:

What's it about?

About a dashing young lad in japan, Impressing the ladies with his muscles and Clemente cut. When English speaking ladies come, They get Lost in Ty's Translation.
 

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Thanks man, I'll keep you posted! It's kind of weird finishing my story after almost 2 years. I kind of got attached to some of the characters I created, so it sucked having to kill some of them off.
 

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Marro said:
gvsu96 said:
Ty Hope said:
I'm in the process of editing my first book. 310 pages total and took me nearly two years to finish. The editing process is taking as long as the initial writing though... :lol:

What's it about?

About a dashing young lad in japan, Impressing the ladies with his muscles and Clemente cut. When English speaking ladies come, They get Lost in Ty's Translation.

:lol:
 

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