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bigunitcards
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Buy It Now. ORRRRRR...Best Offer.
Great.
My true/false decision just got turned into a fill-in-the-blank.
It's the day after the release of 201X [Brand X]. My player, my guy, my dude, Xxxx Xxxx of the Xxxxx's, the center of my baseball card collecting career has a new card! I'm in, flop the river yahtzee gimme gimme gimme!
You want how much? Eh, yeah right.
Oh so savy eBay seller you. You're all too familiar with my type. PC guys like me are impulsive come release day. So willing to pay a premium for the new hotness and secure our next trophy are we. I know you game as well as you know mine.
So here's an offer about 60% of your BIN. You'll probably snort in disgust as that insult of an offer and counter with something closer to 80%.
GOTCHA
I knew you'd do that and that's what I was willing to pay all along. Check. And. Mate. I knew you'd think I didn't know you'd know I didn't know you'd say no!
Well shucks, you're a LCS front and it's after 5. You won't see my offer until morning and it'll be brunch before step into my clever trap. So impatient am I! I'll refresh this page ever so oft hoping for a late night smart phone warrior of a LCS 2014 business man.
"History: 2 Offers"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This isn't happening. This isn't happening. Some inferior collector thinks they're going to take MY card? Hah, the nerve. Take it loser, whatever I don't even care. This product has only been out a day! There will be 30 more listed by the weekend! Ha, you're going to get worked and I'm gonna steal one of the other ones!
But crap it's only numbered out of 10. Super sighfractor.
Am I going to do this, am I really going to do this? Pay THAT much for that card? Can I really show self discipline an hobby restraint and WAIT for another one? What if this price is actually a steal? What if I'm setting the market price by buying this right now?
But what if I hit that big blue buy button and my offer would have been enough? Ah, decisions are so hard!
Yes, no, yes, no, maybe so, what to do I don't know! Eeenie Meenie Minie Moe!
(stares at auction page) "mmmm....uhhhhh..eeeehhhhhh...AHHHHHHH.......
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What did you do?
Great.
My true/false decision just got turned into a fill-in-the-blank.
It's the day after the release of 201X [Brand X]. My player, my guy, my dude, Xxxx Xxxx of the Xxxxx's, the center of my baseball card collecting career has a new card! I'm in, flop the river yahtzee gimme gimme gimme!
You want how much? Eh, yeah right.
Oh so savy eBay seller you. You're all too familiar with my type. PC guys like me are impulsive come release day. So willing to pay a premium for the new hotness and secure our next trophy are we. I know you game as well as you know mine.
So here's an offer about 60% of your BIN. You'll probably snort in disgust as that insult of an offer and counter with something closer to 80%.
GOTCHA
I knew you'd do that and that's what I was willing to pay all along. Check. And. Mate. I knew you'd think I didn't know you'd know I didn't know you'd say no!
Well shucks, you're a LCS front and it's after 5. You won't see my offer until morning and it'll be brunch before step into my clever trap. So impatient am I! I'll refresh this page ever so oft hoping for a late night smart phone warrior of a LCS 2014 business man.
"History: 2 Offers"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This isn't happening. This isn't happening. Some inferior collector thinks they're going to take MY card? Hah, the nerve. Take it loser, whatever I don't even care. This product has only been out a day! There will be 30 more listed by the weekend! Ha, you're going to get worked and I'm gonna steal one of the other ones!
But crap it's only numbered out of 10. Super sighfractor.
Am I going to do this, am I really going to do this? Pay THAT much for that card? Can I really show self discipline an hobby restraint and WAIT for another one? What if this price is actually a steal? What if I'm setting the market price by buying this right now?
But what if I hit that big blue buy button and my offer would have been enough? Ah, decisions are so hard!
Yes, no, yes, no, maybe so, what to do I don't know! Eeenie Meenie Minie Moe!
(stares at auction page) "mmmm....uhhhhh..eeeehhhhhh...AHHHHHHH.......
?
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What did you do?