The Tito Ortiz/Frank Mir formula

[kdailey4315]

Pre Fight: "This is the best I've felt in years. I'm finally 100% healthy and my cardio was great this camp. I finally back and 100%."

Fight: Put on a medicore effort, most likely gassing if it goes past 1.5 rounds or win by luck/sub par opponent.

Lost fight: List all of the injuries you had during camp that affected you during the fight. If fans are booing exclaim it's not easy to come back after such a long layoff.

If fight was close: Proclaim your victory at post fight presser and say how you were robbed. Demand rematch.

Win fight: Say how great you were and how great it feels to be finally 100% healthy and back! Unbeknown to you your opponent probably had a real injury/illness but has too much dignity and respect to let everyone else know.

 

[Super Mario]

Pre Fight: "This is the best I've felt in years. I'm finally 100% healthy and my cardio was great this camp. I finally back and 100%."

Fight: Put on a medicore effort, most likely gassing if it goes past 1.5 rounds or win by luck/sub par opponent.

Lost fight: List all of the injuries you had during camp that affected you during the fight. If fans are booing exclaim it's not easy to come back after such a long layoff.

If fight was close: Proclaim your victory at post fight presser and say how you were robbed. Demand rematch.

Win fight: Say how great you were and how great it feels to be finally 100% healthy and back! Unbeknown to you your opponent probably had a real injury/illness but has too much dignity and respect to let everyone else know.

Those two are right at the top of my most hated fighters. Both are enormous ****** nozzles!