Tony LaRussa's tears could put out the Texas wildfires

[PujolsCollector]

Also as to my "highly unlikely" quote, I took that from Dane Cook so I think I have a pretty good sense of humor.

Citing Dane Cook as evidence of a good sense of humor is like citing Chris Benoit as evidence of one's fatherhood skills.

That is awesome.

 

[Super Mario]

Also as to my "highly unlikely" quote, I took that from Dane Cook so I think I have a pretty good sense of humor.

Citing Dane Cook as evidence of a good sense of humor is like citing Chris Benoit as evidence of one's fatherhood skills.

That is awesome.

That was a good one.

 

[JoshHamilton]

Also as to my "highly unlikely" quote, I took that from Dane Cook so I think I have a pretty good sense of humor.

I love Dane Cook. His "jump around onstage like a meth-addled primate while saying something unfunny" routine gets me ROFLing. Literally.

Just out of curiosity, are you also a Nickelback fan?

 

[Super Mario]

Also as to my "highly unlikely" quote, I took that from Dane Cook so I think I have a pretty good sense of humor.

I love Dane Cook. His "jump around onstage like a meth-addled primate while saying something unfunny" routine gets me ROFLing. Literally.

Just out of curiosity, are you also a Nickelback fan?

I don't care what anyone says, I laugh my ass off every time I watch Vicious Circle.

 

[beefycheddar]

Also as to my "highly unlikely" quote, I took that from Dane Cook so I think I have a pretty good sense of humor.

Citing Dane Cook as evidence of a good sense of humor is like citing Chris Benoit as evidence of one's fatherhood skills.

Best post ever

 

[SeattleSports]

They need to do something about the sun too, it's causing the shadows AND getting in players eyes.

Tomorrow, we must strike first. The sun wont even see it coming, we'll get the clouds to help

 

[cubsfan_2007]

My sense of humor is very racy I love comedians like Dane Cook and Daniel tosh. They say what they want and dont care who they offend. Now that's funny to me. Im assuming most people on this site are older thus they obviously dont like the new coming of age comedy where comedians offend anyone and everyone, well thats fine, now a days that's where its leading.

 

[Slette]

My sense of humor is very racy I love comedians like Dane Cook and Daniel tosh. They say what they want and dont care who they offend. Now that's funny to me. Im assuming most people on this site are older thus they obviously dont like the new coming of age comedy where comedians offend anyone and everyone, well thats fine, now a days that's where its leading.

Listen to Opie and Anthony - they offend everyone, but do it in an intelligent way (sometimes). Jim Norton, Patrice O'Neal, Nick Dipaolo, Louis CK, Rich Vos, Bob Kelly, Jim Jeffries, Colin Quinn, Joe Rogan, Bill Burr, Joe Derosa... all friends of the show, all cringe comics, who are brilliant in their vulgarity. Also, all comics that Dane Cook has probably stolen bits from.

Hate to break it to you, man... we're not all Gallagher fans here.

But this isn't a stand up comedy thread, this is about mathematically disproving that Tony LaRussa's fears could not, in fact, put out the Texas wildfires.

 

[cubsfan_2007]

My sense of humor is very racy I love comedians like Dane Cook and Daniel tosh. They say what they want and dont care who they offend. Now that's funny to me. Im assuming most people on this site are older thus they obviously dont like the new coming of age comedy where comedians offend anyone and everyone, well thats fine, now a days that's where its leading.

Listen to Opie and Anthony - they offend everyone, but do it in an intelligent way (sometimes). Jim Norton, Patrice O'Neal, Nick Dipaolo, Louis CK, Rich Vos, Bob Kelly, Jim Jeffries, Colin Quinn, Joe Rogan, Bill Burr, Joe Derosa... all friends of the show, all cringe comics, who are brilliant in their vulgarity. Also, all comics that Dane Cook has probably stolen bits from.

Hate to break it to you, man... we're not all Gallagher fans here.

But this isn't a stand up comedy thread, this is about mathematically disproving that Tony LaRussa's fears could not, in fact, put out the Texas wildfires.

If Tony Larussa Fears Rain and Fire hoses than maybe his fears could put them out. However we would need a lot of Larussa Tears. Now if Tony cried 9 hours a day and created 2 gallons of tears a day How many years do you think it would take to maybe put out a house fire at least.

 

[200lbhockeyplayer]

My sense of humor is very racy I love comedians like Dane Cook and Daniel tosh. They say what they want and dont care who they offend. Now that's funny to me. Im assuming most people on this site are older thus they obviously dont like the new coming of age comedy where comedians offend anyone and everyone, well thats fine, now a days that's where its leading.

Now this is comedy right here.

Hilarious!

 

[beefycheddar]

My sense of humor is very racy I love comedians like Dane Cook and Daniel tosh. They say what they want and dont care who they offend. Now that's funny to me. Im assuming most people on this site are older thus they obviously dont like the new coming of age comedy where comedians offend anyone and everyone, well thats fine, now a days that's where its leading.

Wait? People consider Dane Cook offensive? That's the kind of comedy my Grandma could hear. Give me Norton!

 

[Slette]

Monster Rain could put out the Texas wildfires.

 

[beefycheddar]

Monster Rain could put out the Texas wildfires.

Put out yellow flames with yellow discipline.