--------Wednesday Morning Thread---------

[MrMet]

Good morning all, got our first accumulation of snow for the year (and winter) yesterday, although it was only about an inch - inch and a half. Hope everyone has a great one today!

 

[magicpapa]

Still Below -0 here in Mn............ Heat wave today and tomorrow tho, 20''s & 30's then dropping to the below teens again over the weekend............. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

So after landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly,"Good morning and welcome to Walmart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

Of course, her children were at least two years apart, and while they did share similar features, they certainly didn't look like each other.

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

So I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart."

 

[tramers]

going to be a long day = leg cramp 4 am , MIL [86] fell 5 am had to help pick her up , cold 30 degrees . Coffee will only help a little .

 

[magicpapa]

going to be a long day = leg cramp 4 am , MIL [86] fell 5 am had to help pick her up , cold 30 degrees . Coffee will only help a little .

Sounds like a nutter Monday to me there :-?

 

[tramers]

at least Wed. is an easy work day .

 

[Yankee Jason]

Morning all off day for me thank god!

 

[Hawk8]

Morning all off day for me thank god!

Me too lol

 

[69MetsFan]

Good morning all!
Hope you got all the negative stuff out of the way early, Barry.
Another comedic gem there, Magic!:lol:

 

[Hawk8]

Anyone know a good place online to buy sealed 90s wax boxes?

 

[Yanks2151]

No plans today except organizing cards.

 

[joey12508]

Good morning, first snow here not to bad.

 

[gt2590]

Morning all!

 

[linuxabuser]

I thought it was Thursday until I read this post. Thanks a lot guys!

 

[cardsrmytherapy]

Good morning all, got our first accumulation of snow for the year (and winter) yesterday, although it was only about an inch - inch and a half. Hope everyone has a great one today!

Still Below -0 here in Mn............ Heat wave today and tomorrow tho, 20''s & 30's then dropping to the below teens again over the weekend............. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

So after landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly,"Good morning and welcome to Walmart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

Of course, her children were at least two years apart, and while they did share similar features, they certainly didn't look like each other.

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

So I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart."

Good morning, first snow here not to bad.

It's a crisp 64 degrees here in Miami...I'm wearing a sweater for the first time this season.

 

[CatdaddysCards]

G'morning fellas. Tired today. Beautiful weather here, this week.

 

[lonesomeagle1]

Morning all

 

[cgilmo]

Anyone having app problems?

 

[joelmcook]

Good Morning from Nebraska.

 

[clarkzac]

Good morning all. Another fun day at school today. I was tired last night. Sitting there I just kept dozing off before 7, and ended up taking a 20 minute nap that I didn't want to take. That nap ended up being like a power nap for me, and I was up until 11-11:30ish when the plan was to try and catch up on the sleep that I missed out on while down in Colorado

 

[joey12508]

Anyone having app problems?

Working ok on my iphone4


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