Well the first thing you know, ol' Gilmo's a Millionaire!

[MOFNY]

I'd take Kate Upton instead.....

Well maybe $20,000 or so and keep the rest.

 

[masonphillip]

Hey, did you hear the story about the baby elephant who saw an alien beam down and knit it a fur coat while a colony of ants licked ice cream from inside a nearby garbage truck while an earthquake shook a platform and made it collapse onto a swarm of hornets located inside a huge stack of library books found around the shadow of a running soldier looking for his machine gun outside a building containing a rickety batch of wooden chairs surrounding an old Nintendo system inside a large field of corn stalks that towered over a crying squirrel?

Mission failed JP...you have become his favorite member...sigh.

On the Gilmore front - "well dad gum!"

 

[jbmm161]

I would just hand the check over to Kate and ask to motorboat her boobies

 

[shayscards79]

What ever happened to StrasburgMania?

 

[Superfractor]

What ever happened to StrasburgMania?

He's currently in extended spring training and should be-- oh, sorry - it's a habit. He's banned.

 

[Randy Shields]

im eating a chicken cutlet sub, watching the gaykers game and browsing this thread, saw the play, and it was bad enough i had to comment on it. watch the replay

Miguel Cabrera hates Jordan Hill, the Lakers, chicken cutlet subs, and gay replays.

He also hates to chat. And He hates you.

 

[Pine Tar]

Fixed it for you Jay

Hey, did you hear the story about the baby elephant who saw an alien beam down and knit it a fur coat while a colony of ants licked ice cream from inside a nearby garbage truck while an earthquake shook a platform and made it collapse onto a swarm of hornets located inside a huge stack of library books found around the shadow of a running soldier looking for his machine gun outside a building containing a rickety batch of wooden chairs surrounding an old Nintendo system inside a large field of corn stalks that towered over a crying squirrel Who found some baseball cards in a car burned-out in a field once.

 

[triplehattrick21]

I would just hand the check over to Kate and ask to motorboat her boobies

Id hand the check over just to motorboat her buttcheeks.

 

[carlitoson]

Hey, did you hear the story about the baby elephant who saw an alien beam down and knit it a fur coat while a colony of ants licked ice cream from inside a nearby garbage truck while an earthquake shook a platform and made it collapse onto a swarm of hornets located inside a huge stack of library books found around the shadow of a running soldier looking for his machine gun outside a building containing a rickety batch of wooden chairs surrounding an old Nintendo system inside a large field of corn stalks that towered over a crying squirrel?

I'm pretty sure that's the lyrics to "Rosetta Stoned" by Tool.