when you're filling out a job application

[bouwob]

ps ps

what ever weaknesses you come up with have a plan in place on how you can remedy them and deliver them along with mentioning your weaknesses.

this will go along way.

 

[SeattlefantillIdie]

1, Cuddling
2. Watching people from far away.
3. Sticking things in my mouth.

Weaknes

1. Competence
2. Moving up
3. Sticking things in my mouth.

I didn't know workin at the Fry Hut required filling out an application.

I am SO sorry, not to bang on what seems to be a true need for help, but these are SOOO funny I am crying from laughing so hard.... MAN some people have some wit, thank you for this!!!

 

[JEA2880]

Strengths:

1. I can bench my weight
2. I bought the perfect pushup
3. I got a new f-ing haircut

Weaknesses:

1. I only weight 65 pounds
2. The perfect pushup is still in its box
3. I'm out of protein, power bars and HGH

 

[marterburn]

Kinda what bouwob said, make sure you can spin your weaknesses into something positive. Don't trap yourself with them so that you're stuck in an awkward situation if asked about them in the interview.

 

[Guest]

Strengths
I can roll a fattie with one hand
I can Beer bong 6 beers while standing on my head.
I can light my own farts.

Weakness
Getting up before noon to use the bathroom.
No being able to burp the whole alphabet.
no being able to fart the Star Spangle Banner.

Feel free to use these or include your own.

 

[blanning71]

Strengths
I can roll a fattie with one hand
I can Beer bong 6 beers while standing on my head.
I can light my own farts.

Weakness
Getting up before noon to use the bathroom.
No being able to burp the whole alphabet.
no being able to fart the Star Spangle Banner.

Feel free to use these or include your own.

We didn't need to know what type of ideal woman you are looking for PT.

 

[JEA2880]

Kinda what bouwob said, make sure you can spin your weaknesses into something positive. Don't trap yourself with them so that you're stuck in an awkward situation if asked about them in the interview.

I completely disagree with this statement, this is a horrible strategy. An interviewer wants to see a candidate showing some humility and self-awareness; everyone has something that they can work on, and only a naive idiot would expect someone to come in knowing it all. The last thing an interviewer wants to hear is a twenty-something year-old person come in trying to tell them that their biggest weakness is "working too hard."

The correct approach should be to identify a legitimate area that needs improvement and explain what you're doing to try and improve. For example, something like "I'm still not that comfortable speaking in front of a large group but I recently joined Toastmasters to try and improve and am making noticeable strides" would be a great answer. It not only shows the self-awareness that you can identify a problem that needs work but are also taking steps to rectify said problem.

 

[wolfmanalfredo]

Strengths:

1. I can bench my weight
2. I bought the perfect pushup
3. I got a new f-ing haircut

Weaknesses:

1. I only weight 65 pounds
2. The perfect pushup is still in its box
3. I'm out of protein, power bars and HGH

You get one for this JEA :lol:

 

[scotty21690]

Strengths: Hot or not pics

Weaknesses: Duct tape

 

[CAROLINA BOSOX]

Strengths
I can roll a fattie with one hand
I can Beer bong 6 beers while standing on my head.
I can light my own farts.

Weakness
Getting up before noon to use the bathroom.
No being able to burp the whole alphabet.
no being able to fart the Star Spangle Banner.

Feel free to use these or include your own.

You should also add "willing to light other's farts" as this will demonstrate a team player mentality.

 

[THREADKILLER-crohrer]

Strengths:

1. I can bench my weight
2. I bought the perfect pushup
3. I got a new f-ing haircut

Weaknesses:

1. I only weight 65 pounds
2. The perfect pushup is still in its box
3. I'm out of protein, power bars and HGH

Yeah I grunt when I get my swell on. Thats because I want everyone to see how tan and buff I am.

 

[SeattlefantillIdie]

[quote="Pine Tar":3q6j29e3]Strengths
I can roll a fattie with one hand
I can Beer bong 6 beers while standing on my head.
I can light my own farts.

Weakness
Getting up before noon to use the bathroom.
No being able to burp the whole alphabet.
no being able to fart the Star Spangle Banner.

Feel free to use these or include your own.

You should also add "willing to light other's farts" as this will demonstrate a team player mentality.[/quote:3q6j29e3]

OH man, this stuff is GREAT! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I have never been so amused with a singe thread! What is sad is that BoSox's comment could almost be taken literally which makes it that much better!

What kind of job are we actually applying for? That might help in determining the strs/wknss