Win the Basketball Cards on my desk

[cgilmo]

I have an assortment of game used and autographed basketball cards on my desk.


I don't wanna ebay em, so I will just mail them to a random poster in this thread.



Post away, good comedy will also win you 1 internets.

 

[Huffamaniac]

certainly interested especially if anything is of the Thunder or Celtics. Thanks for the opportunity

 

[jdbrak]

Poop

 

[msink28]

Will bad comedy win me 2 internets or 1/2 internets? I'm not sure how this comedy to internets mapping works.

 

[Tomlinson21RB]

 

[Card Magnet]

Thanks for the giveaway

 

[goldenegg1]

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.
The Doctor says "Well, I can clearly see your nuts!"

 

[Pine Tar]

 

[ffgameman]

Thanks for the contest!

Any cards of the Magic....err Net....I mean....Rocket? Courtney Lee in there?

My phail attempt at comedy.

 

[cmixer]

WORD!

 

[Russ S.]

I like Pie.

 

[Hold Steady]

bro down

 

[Uofo2212]

Worth a shot......

An attractive woman goes up to the bar in a rural tavern. She gestures several times to the bartender, but he ignores her. She disappears for several minutes, returns to the bar, and blows him a kiss. This time he rushes over.

“Are you the manager?” she asks, softly stroking his face.

“Actually, no,” the bartender smiles.

“Can you get him for me?” she asks, running her hands through his hair.

“I’m afraid I can’t. He’s not here,” the bartender sighs. “Is there anything I can do?”

“Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message,” she continues, popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

“What should I tell him?” he manages to ask.

“Tell him,” she whispers, “that there’s no toilet paper in the ladies’ room.”

 

[blazers091]

Thanks for the contest

 

[ThoseBackPages]

Let's go knicks!

 

[Daltonb1219]

Thanks for the contest!

 

[wlalocal71]

Thanks for the contest!

Haha, funny shat..

 

[caseumsd6]

Thanks for the contest

 

[rymflaherty]

Thanks for the contest.
I'll update if I think of/find something funny to post as well.

 

[gt2590]

Let's go knicks!

Well, he won the comedy part. Thanks for the contest!