Your Laugh For the Day

[Jaypers]

An oldie but a goodie. This was back in the days when you didn't have to complete a transaction with someone to leave them feedback.

http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISA...hers&userid=andy46477&iid=-1&de=off&items=200

Some of these made my stomach hurt from laughing so hard.

 

[tonsofcommons]

Those are FILARIOUS!

 

[200lbhockeyplayer]

Quality feedback is a work of art.

Very enjoyable.

 

[markakis8]

My personal favorite thus far:

What's orange, brown, black, and red? Give up? They're COLORS, dipsh**!

Laughed REALLY hard at this one:

I'm originally from Japan. Becky8 rhymes with vegetable drawer in Japanese.

 

[sheetskout]

That's a TON of Becky's.

 

[G $MONEY$]

How the hell did u happen upon 10 year old FB? Is that you jaypers? :lol:

 

[Jaypers]

How the hell did u happen upon 10 year old FB? Is that you jaypers? :lol:

A friend sent it to me a while ago. Not me. Definitely my style of humor, though.

 

[DRav87]

Do you guys think she is still accepting guesses for this?

If you can guess 3 of the foods in my retainer, I'll send you a free VEGETABLE.

 

[G $MONEY$]

How the hell did u happen upon 10 year old FB? Is that you jaypers? :lol:

A friend sent it to me a while ago. Not me. Definitely my style of humor, though.

haha, yeah i was just joking around, funny stuff though.

 

[bballcardkid]

Pass the butter, pass the SAUSAGE. Look out bunghole, here comes the SAUSAGE.

 

[200lbhockeyplayer]

A few screwball feedbacks that I have left over the years...

"I’d rather remove my teeth with a hunting knife than let this deadbeat bid."

"A cat so cool, Al Gore will use him to combat global warming. Stay dry amigo!"

"Payment so fast, it actually sneeks up on PayPal and jumps into your account"

"Payment faster than Carl Pohlad can say "How much will it cost?""

"They rock like Fred Flinstone with a slab of ribs at the drive-thru, only faster."

"He put the 'bomp' in the "bomp shee bomp"! 1957% pleased!"

"Trunk cover works so well...I bought a Dodge Caliber just to use it!"

"Florida needs fans...and this one pays faster than the Marlins say "FIRESALE!""

"Shipping so fast, it seemed like I received a second after I bid. A++++"

"This cat's cooler than the decapitated frozen head of Ted Williams."