Night Crew * August 2018 * The Dog Days of Summer *

[JVHaste]

Are you $hitting me? The O's are 37-90!? 51.5 games back?? LOL ::facepalm::

They suck so much that they even suck at sucking... wont be able to beat DET 2003 record.:???:

 

[JVHaste]

whats funny about the O's is if you look at the BR team leaders in WAR

1.Machado- traded
2.Gausman- traded
3.Bleier- DL
4.Cashner- 4.8ERA
5.Schoop- traded

:lol:

So I guess it only gets worse from here.

 

[death2redemptions]

Facing Marlins pitching Ronald Acuna just hit his 21st HR of the season...a 430+ ft bomb to center. I think it's safe to say he likes to eat fish.

All of his stats with the exception of OBP are now superior to Juan Soto's numbers. NL ROY!!!!

whats funny about the O's is if you look at the BR team leaders in WAR

1.Machado- traded
2.Gausman- traded
3.Bleier- DL
4.Cashner- 4.8ERA
5.Schoop- traded

:lol:

So I guess it only gets worse from here.

The Braves are already reaping the rewards of that Gausman trade! In 4 starts he's 3-1 with a 2.00 ERA, 3.16 FIP & 0.96 WHIP. Also a 1.0 WAR in just those 4 starts.

 

[death2redemptions]

The A's Nick Martini wins the award for suavest name in baseball.

 

[Super Mario]

Sup?

 

[Super Mario]

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[Super Mario]

My other two.




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[Super Mario]

I don’t know why the text wasn’t added to that first picture, but I bought that ‘Hilk busting out of Hulkbuster’ Pop today to go along with my other two.

They’re all 6’ Pop’s.

 

[bstanwood]

I've got a bunch of Pops in my office at work. I'll snap some pics tomorrow. Love the hulk busting out, that's really cool.

 

[JVHaste]

The A's Nick Martini wins the award for suavest name in baseball.

Nick Martini likes his eephus shaken, not stirred.




:-|

 

[bstanwood]

Barring something crazy in the last 5ish weeks of the year acuna has my NL ROY vote, real impressive kid, I thought for sure he would fade as teams got a bigger book but he's gotten stronger.

 

[JVHaste]

btw, the story about the UFC fighter who ripped his nuts in half... check out how he worded it.

 

[bstanwood]

I'm not sure I could ever find that much humor in ruining my carry on luggage. Also why is he jamming a drill bit that close to bare skin? How much does a tool belt...or underwear cost!?

 

[Super Mario]

I've got a bunch of Pops in my office at work. I'll snap some pics tomorrow. Love the hulk busting out, that's really cool.

I freaking forgot all about its release date and missed it when it went on sale, so I had to buy it off eBay for almost $50, which killed me because I hate paying that much for them, but I found a seller who wiggled on his price, so I was happy with my purchase.

 

[JVHaste]

Also why is he jamming a drill bit that close to bare skin? How much does a tool belt...or underwear cost!?

...probably because he is a major *******. :lol:

My favorite part might be "but wen my nuts r seald ima come train"

 

[banjar]

WTF. For me, the story itself isn't even the highlight. The highlight is this half wit trying to speak english. He can't spell "when". While reading this I am pretty sure my face looked like this:

btw, the story about the UFC fighter who ripped his nuts in half... check out how he worded it.

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[banjar]

And this. This, by far, is the quote of the year. This needs to go on the cover of Time magazine.

Yo playa, I hear what you sayin'!

...probably because he is a major *******. :lol:

My favorite part might be "but wen my nuts r seald ima come train"

 

[JVHaste]

WTF. For me, the story itself isn't even the highlight. The highlight is this half wit trying to speak english. He can't spell "when". While reading this I am pretty sure my face looked like this:

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The scary part is he already went "full retard" without losing. . . wait until he gets brain damage from a head kick :shock:

 

[banjar]

Oooh, now that's scary. One solid blow to the head and he'll be Bieberized.

The scary part is he already went "full retard" without losing. . . wait until he gets brain damage from a head kick :shock:

 

[Super Mario]

It’s very clear his job is to get punched in the face on a daily basis.