A new Phenom! Scout says best he has seen!

[bodiaz]

Herb Raybourne, 74, the scout who signed Mariano Rivera is going out with a bang! He is retired now, but he says he was so impressed with Michael Huntstinx, he is coming out of retirement to be his personal agent. "This kid has it all", says Raybourne. "My wife is upset because we were supposed to do some things since I am retired, but this is a once in a lifetime kid!" When asked if Michael Huntstinx compared to the great Mariano Rivera, whom he found in Panama, he said, "Not even close!" "Obviously Mariano made the most of his ability, but when I found him, he was a 160 pound SS without hitting ability. Michael Huntstinx is polished 14 year old that hits 90 on the gun with ease! And it is not a straight 90, it moves! With the right training, he will no doubt hit triple digits on the gun within 2 years at the most! The most amazing thing about this is, he is left handed! Michael is 5'10, but again he is only 14 and is sure to grow! The only problem he faces is he has never gone to school! He was homeless until a year ago, and I was lucky enough to see him throwing rocks against a painted square on a brick wall." Herb is in the process of adopting Michael right now. Michael said his parents could not provide for him, and he is very happy to have met Herb who is now taking care of him. Maybe one day we will see Michael Huntstinx face Bryce Harper, my money is on Huntstinx! The kid is filthy!

 

[Jaypers]

Raise your hand if you buy any of that.

 

[uniquebaseballcards]

Hmm. Maybe the guy also has to unretire for other reasons.

Seems pretty strange that he adopted the kid.

Herb Raybourne, 74, the scout who signed Mariano Rivera is going out with a bang! He is retired now, but he says he was so impressed with Michael Huntstinx, he is coming out of retirement to be his personal agent. "This kid has it all", says Raybourne. "My wife is upset because we were supposed to do some things since I am retired, but this is a once in a lifetime kid!" When asked if Michael Huntstinx compared to the great Mariano Rivera, whom he found in Panama, he said, "Not even close!" "Obviously Mariano made the most of his ability, but when I found him, he was a 160 pound SS without hitting ability. Michael Huntstinx is polished 14 year old that hits 90 on the gun with ease! And it is not a straight 90, it moves! With the right training, he will no doubt hit triple digits on the gun within 2 years at the most! The most amazing thing about this is, he is left handed! Michael is 5'10, but again he is only 14 and is sure to grow! The only problem he faces is he has never gone to school! He was homeless until a year ago, and I was lucky enough to see him throwing rocks against a painted square on a brick wall." Herb is in the process of adopting Michael right now. Michael said his parents could not provide for him, and he is very happy to have met Herb who is now taking care of him. Maybe one day we will see Michael Huntstinx face Bryce Harper, my money is on Huntstinx! The kid is filthy!

 

[caseya10781]

Raise your hand if you buy any of that.

Looks like the guy in your sig did JP.

 

[JEA2880]

Sounds like Greg "Toe" Nash 2.0 ... how'd that turn out?

By the way, serious exclamation point abuse

 

[gracecollector]

Look at all those exclamation points! It has to be true!

 

[Gwynn545]

I heard it's Sid Finch's son!

 

[moxacaine]

ok everyone just be reading the name you should know its fake. mike huntstinx

::facepalm::

 

[rico08]

tard

 

[Bigfan5]

ok everyone just be reading the name you should know its fake. mike huntstinx

::facepalm::

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[69MetsFan]

You used an awful lot of words and punctuation to say absolutely nothing.

 

[cbrandtw]

And I thought I was bored at work.

 

[xcantgobackx]

ok everyone just be reading the name you should know its fake. mike huntstinx

::facepalm::

Seriously. Glad someone pointed it out. Say the name out loud and you'll realize this story is fake.

 

[NECpilgrims8]

Someone has been drinking some hater-ade.

It's always nice to see toolbags, who can't accept the fact that some young talent really ARE that good. The OP is the #1 Harper hater and he is mocking the hype surrounding Harper.

Never mind that he has four players in his signature, all of which were top amateur talents at one time. Talk about a little stupid and jaded.

 

[Skillz]

I want 15 seconds of my life back.

 

[Moonlight Graham]

I haven't played ball in 30 years and I could throw a rock 90mph... well, maybe 75, but still...

funny post

 

[ChasHawk]

Someone has been drinking some hater-ade.

It's always nice to see toolbags, who can't accept the fact that some young talent really ARE that good. The OP is the #1 Harper hater and he is mocking the hype surrounding Harper.

Never mind that he has four players in his signature, all of which were top amateur talents at one time. Talk about a little stupid and jaded.

At least he finally reduced the size of his sig. That's progress right? :lol:

 

[bodiaz]

The funniest thing is I did that title just to see how quickly all of you losers would check the post! 11 hits in the first 60 seconds! You guys really need to stop trying to chase the next best thing and enjoy the guys that have already made it!

 

[A_Pharis]

The funniest thing is I did that title just to see how quickly all of you losers would check the post! 11 hits in the first 60 seconds! You guys really need to stop trying to chase the next best thing and enjoy the guys that have already made it!

What's with all of you people lately? Right out the gate calling people losers. Come on, guy. Really?

 

[MallCopKJ]

:lol: :lol: