Bryce Harper...you are lame

[JoshHamilton]

http://m.deadspin.com/5862228/bryce...o-ask-rappers-to-name+drop-him-in-their-songs

 

[Jaypers]

Slow day at Deadspin.....

 

[JoshHamilton]

Slow day at Deadspin.....

God>Bryce Harper>Tebow

??

 

[BunchOBull]

He's a kid. The anointed ones show their insecurities first because a fall to human status is a lot higher when the fall started in the clouds.

 

[KC37]

Meh, putting "Harper" in a rhyme wouldn't impress me.

Now, if he works "Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto" into a song? I can dig it.

 

[tonsofcommons]

His main sponsor should be Massengil.

 

[JoshHamilton]

His main sponsor should be Massengil.

He's more of a Summer's Eve man

 

[TBTwinsFan]

Who is Wale?

 

[KC37]

Who is Wale?

Another in a long line of recent MCs that has some talent, worked hard, got signed, got complacent, and now under-performs.

Probably some prospects you could say that about, too

 

[JustinVerlander35]

Meh, putting "Harper" in a rhyme wouldn't impress me.

Now, if he works "Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto" into a song? I can dig it.

I'd like to hear that too. Be a weird rhyme to hear.

 

[braden]

He's a stupid 18 year-old who happens to be awesome at a sport. What else can you expect?

 

[MartinFFcollector]

Meh, putting "Harper" in a rhyme wouldn't impress me.

Now, if he works "Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto" into a song? I can dig it.

Yeah, ahuh, you know what it is
Everything I do, yeah I do it big
Yeah ahuh, screamin that's nothin'
When I mash out the lot, that's stuntin'
Reppin in my town, when you see me you know everything
Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto, Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto
I put it down from the hits to my kisses,
I'm on
Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto, Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto
[Verse 1]

Cockey smile, eye paint
Them AA pitchers scared of me but the MLB ain't
Soon as I hit the club, blow a kiss at them face
Smash a ball once make the floor shake
On card auto, I'm the case hit
It’s the big boy, you know what you paid for it
And I got the pedal to the metal
Moving up quick, on my game, I’m balling out on every level
Hear them haters talk but there’s nothing you can tell 'em
Just made a million, got another million on my schedule
No love for 'em, I'm breaking hearts, Next year, I'm gonna start

I'd play more but gotta go to lunch....

 

[matfanofold]

Clown like Harpo,
Mash like Harper,
Dont ask for an auto,
Cus I'm out like a charter....
Get raw like Dice,
Gotta head like Bryce,
Say somethin' bad,
And they flock like lice....

 

[JustinVerlander35]

My auto's droppin' huge money, like I drop ass with honey's.
Got a my Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto, now ho's up on me.
Hope i'm not a bust so that money stays high, when them kids pull my Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto I think they gonna die.


Hell yeah did it twice!

 

[notjomommasclint]

well in 10 years it could be his only claim to fame!

 

[Sean_C]

Indeed. Just ask Mason, Anthony...

well in 10 years it could be his only claim to fame!

 

[alexs64]

Meh, putting "Harper" in a rhyme wouldn't impress me.

Now, if he works "Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto" into a song? I can dig it.

Yeah, ahuh, you know what it is
Everything I do, yeah I do it big
Yeah ahuh, screamin that's nothin'
When I mash out the lot, that's stuntin'
Reppin in my town, when you see me you know everything
Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto, Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto
I put it down from the hits to my kisses,
I'm on
Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto, Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto
[Verse 1]

Cockey smile, eye paint
Them AA pitchers scared of me but the MLB ain't
Soon as I hit the club, blow a kiss at them face
Smash a ball once make the floor shake
On card auto, I'm the case hit
It’s the big boy, you know what you paid for it
And I got the pedal to the metal
Moving up quick, on my game, I’m balling out on every level
Hear them haters talk but there’s nothing you can tell 'em
Just made a million, got another million on my schedule
No love for 'em, I'm breaking hearts, Next year, I'm gonna start

I'd play more but gotta go to lunch....

Why are those cards in your sig called Superfractors?

 

[hive17]

Meh, putting "Harper" in a rhyme wouldn't impress me.

Now, if he works "Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto" into a song? I can dig it.

True. Put Kirk Nieuwenhuis in a song; color me impressed.

 

[TBTwinsFan]

Meh, putting "Harper" in a rhyme wouldn't impress me.

Now, if he works "Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto" into a song? I can dig it.

Yeah, ahuh, you know what it is
Everything I do, yeah I do it big
Yeah ahuh, screamin that's nothin'
When I mash out the lot, that's stuntin'
Reppin in my town, when you see me you know everything
Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto, Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto
I put it down from the hits to my kisses,
I'm on
Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto, Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto
[Verse 1]

Cockey smile, eye paint
Them AA pitchers scared of me but the MLB ain't
Soon as I hit the club, blow a kiss at them face
Smash a ball once make the floor shake
On card auto, I'm the case hit
It’s the big boy, you know what you paid for it
And I got the pedal to the metal
Moving up quick, on my game, I’m balling out on every level
Hear them haters talk but there’s nothing you can tell 'em
Just made a million, got another million on my schedule
No love for 'em, I'm breaking hearts, Next year, I'm gonna start

I'd play more but gotta go to lunch....

Why are those cards in your sig called Superfractors?

Because PSA messed up.

 

[alexs64]

Meh, putting "Harper" in a rhyme wouldn't impress me.

Now, if he works "Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto" into a song? I can dig it.

Yeah, ahuh, you know what it is
Everything I do, yeah I do it big
Yeah ahuh, screamin that's nothin'
When I mash out the lot, that's stuntin'
Reppin in my town, when you see me you know everything
Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto, Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto
I put it down from the hits to my kisses,
I'm on
Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto, Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto
[Verse 1]

Cockey smile, eye paint
Them AA pitchers scared of me but the MLB ain't
Soon as I hit the club, blow a kiss at them face
Smash a ball once make the floor shake
On card auto, I'm the case hit
It’s the big boy, you know what you paid for it
And I got the pedal to the metal
Moving up quick, on my game, I’m balling out on every level
Hear them haters talk but there’s nothing you can tell 'em
Just made a million, got another million on my schedule
No love for 'em, I'm breaking hearts, Next year, I'm gonna start

I'd play more but gotta go to lunch....

Why are those cards in your sig called Superfractors?

Because PSA messed up.

That's what I was thinking too...I was just making sure that was the case and that these Canary's really aren't called supers.