Night Crew - April's Fools

[banjar]

Hereyago boys. April NC thread.

Let me start it off with one of my all time favorite cards:



Keith Comstock. 10-7 career record in 6 seasons. 1.1 career WAR. Most importantly, a HOF sense of humor - an important personality trait for anyone posting on this thread...

 

[JVHaste]

Now that's a hungry launch!!!

 

[banjar]

You better come hungry to this thread pal. Or don't bother coming at all.

 

[finestkind]

My wife has a sense of humor. She married me. :lol:

 

[JVHaste]

[MENTION=4428]MrMet[/MENTION] well that settles the debate of where Chasen Bradford is really at. He comes into the game with the bases loaded to pick up the save in his season debut.

 

[MrMet]

[MENTION=4428]MrMet[/MENTION] well that settles the debate of where Chasen Bradford is really at. He comes into the game with the bases loaded to pick up the save in his season debut.

Nice! Hopefully he sticks around long enough to get my TTM, and be nice enough to complete it and return it too


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[MrMet]

Switched over to Sunday night baseball before going to bed just in time to see Hoskins get nailed with the pitch and lip read the slomo replay to read “you motherf’er, man, eff you”


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[Super Mario]

Ola

 

[finestkind]

Switched over to Sunday night baseball before going to bed just in time to see Hoskins get nailed with the pitch and lip read the slomo replay to read “you motherf’er, man, eff you”


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I like this lip reading.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EsUNOIYyKg

 

[JVHaste]

Red Sox are 1-3. . . when they lost their 3rd game last season, they were at 17-3.

 

[JVHaste]

[MENTION=9350]fordman[/MENTION] Jay Bruce is heating up!!


..and Schlongcarlo aka Mr. Glass hits the DL. There's a reason Canseco shot the roids in his buns, you can't put too much pressure on the bicep without risk of injury. :lol:

 

[fordman]

[MENTION=9350]fordman[/MENTION] Jay Bruce is heating up!!:

He's either big time hot or ice cold.

Fordman


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[banjar]

In the spirit of April 1, here is a classic from 2001. The all time best Ebay listing.

http://www.whattheheck.com/ebay/buttkicker.html

 

[JVHaste]

My fave April Fools joke fcked up and posted on the 2nd, so people still think its real and quote it all the time.
https://en.chessbase.com/post/rajlich-busting-the-king-s-gambit-this-time-for-sure



It feels like today is the day Mike Trout hits multi homers and smashes Felix.

 

[death2redemptions]

Who is this April and why does she own a bunch of fools?

She sounds hot. Any nudes?

 

[finestkind]

Sarah Sanders isn't too bad looking. If you can get past the trump part.

 

[JVHaste]

Mariners allowing 4 errors so far (5th inning), not April Fools joke... they are averaging 2-3 errors per game.

Sarah Sanders isn't too bad looking.

...but this is an April Fools joke I hope, tshe could be a Futa!

 

[JVHaste]

Nice! Hopefully he sticks around long enough to get my TTM, and be nice enough to complete it and return it too

Old man Rizz accidentally called him "Chafin' Bradford" today. It worked for me.

 

[death2redemptions]

Happy Justin Verlander day everyone!

I still can't understand how JV has the time to post on this message board while he's pitching...it baffles the mind. I suppose he doesn't call himself JVHaste for no reason.

 

[death2redemptions]

Well JV, help out my fantasy team and throw yourself a shutout, post haste!