Night Crue: September 2019

[banjar]

There's no way he's losing it. That no-hitter sealed the deal. But if he does get robbed, you would be fully justified in crafting a strongly worded, indignant facebook post, or even a righteous fired-up tweet. Either that or shooting up a mall. That seems to be the only two things people of our demographic know how to do these days when they get pissed off...

I swear if Verlander gets snubbed from another Cy Young award I'm gonna......I dunno, do something drastic!

 

[banjar]

Hey now. I kinda like front butt.

https://pics.me.me/how-to-disable-a-female-******-that-wants-to-steal-41941758.png

 

[bstanwood]

https://pics.me.me/how-to-disable-a-female-******-that-wants-to-steal-41941758.png

If you ask me, if you go around parading you twig and berries in a man thong you asking for it, she's not at fault, she's only human.

 

[JVHaste]

Welcome back Stan Wood.

I guess you could always tell her the "my eyes are up here" line.

 

[JVHaste]

Sea/Hou, Laa/Oak, Mia/Pit, and Cub/Mil all have a higher score than the NFL game tonight.

 

[JVHaste]

Kyle Seager cannot be stopped, only contained!!

 

[JVHaste]

Hopefully time for Altuve to get the walkoff.

 

[banjar]

Guys, no means no!

Welcome back Stan Wood.

I guess you could always tell her the "my eyes are up here" line.

 

[JVHaste]

Shocker of the year!!!

Craig Kimbrel to the injured list, who could possibly have predicted this?!?!

 

[finestkind]

In other baseball related news...the M's lineup just pile-drived Miley Cyrus. It's gonna be a month before she can twerk again.

It's nice (I think) to see that Miley Cyrus unf'd herself. sort of and is/was trying to act normal.

 

[death2redemptions]

https://pics.me.me/how-to-disable-a-female-******-that-wants-to-steal-41941758.png

If she want the seed all she gotta do is ask. My vision to plant a seed in all 50 states has garnered me with the title of contemporary Johnny Appleseed round these parts...they even sing songs about me....

He's making sure his garden grows
He'll plant a seed in every town he goes
Fertilizing the countryside
Couldn't stop him with insecticide
Making sure that the garden grows, yeah, yeah, yeah
He'll water the yard with a garden hose
And you know he'll be plantin' his seed, yeah, yeah, yeah
Groomin' the backyard, or whackin' his tweed
When diggin' holes he'll be wearing a glove
He go into the shed, get the shovel, and he shove
He'll plant the seed, makin' sure it's sown
He go into the shed and he start hoein' with his hoe, ho, ho, ho
Makin' sure that the garden grow, yeah, yeah, yeah
He'll water the yard with the garden hose
Groomin' the backyard or whackin' his tweed, yeah, yeah, yeah
The contemporary Johnny Appleseed

 

[finestkind]

Very :twisted:

 

[JVHaste]

It's nice (I think) to see that Miley Cyrus unf'd herself. sort of and is/was trying to act normal.

Yeah, her street ****** phase seemed to have passed... for now.

 

[JVHaste]

If she want the seed all she gotta do is ask.

Exactly, a little "Please" and a little "Thank You" style manners never hurt. I can bomb a few trill on them but they have to be polite about it.

 

[JVHaste]

Every year I forget this happens and get peeved all over again...


...the MLB radio brodcasts on Fridays in September get cancelled for HS Football. and not even my exact towns HS either. lame.

 

[finestkind]

Yeah, her street ****** phase seemed to have passed... for now.

That sh*t was beyond street ****** phase. It looked like a very long, long LSD trip gone bad.

 

[JVHaste]

That sh*t was beyond street ****** phase. It looked like a very long, long LSD trip gone bad.

 

[death2redemptions]

Braves won their 8th game in a row & 12th straight at home to bring that magic number down to 13

So far they have been defending the East from the evil Nasties...two more games against them....then a four game series against the Phoolies, followed by a 3-game series against the Nasties again...and then back to the Phoolies AGAIN.

We'll get a break for a week where we just have to face the Giants & Royals

Then it's back to the East again against the Meats heads

 

[JVHaste]

Braves won their 8th game in a row & 12th straight at home to bring that magic number down to 13

So far they have been defending the East from the evil Nasties...two more games against them....then a four game series against the Phoolies, followed by a 3-game series against the Nasties again...and then back to the Phoolies AGAIN.

We'll get a break for a week where we just have to face the Giants & Royals

Then it's back to the East again against the Meats heads

GO BARVES!!!!


Verlander vs Mariners right now.

 

[death2redemptions]

Attention folks, there has been a JV sighting in Seattle...if you are a position player please do not attempt to confront the suspect. He'll K you the f**k out!