After his parents found out their son was trying to pull a fast one....
"Mom, Dad, Im telling the truth, they are wrong, these cards ARE real"
"Yeah I know KMoser111 is my screen name and thats also MY name as well as my favorite lucky number but ebay lets two different people share a screen name and whoever shares mine bought these cards"
"Oh, so why and how did I get them? Well, I got a package in the mail with my name on it and these cards were inside."
"Mom, Dad...whould I lie to you?"
"Oh, well I DID tell the barber to just trim it but, he was, well, high on barbersol and went nuts"
"Oh thats right, so how did it come out perfectly like a Mohawk eventhough you told me to let it down for the taping? Uh well when I woke up thats how it was...I think my sister put gel in my hair when I sleeping"
"Mom, Dad, Im telling the truth, they are wrong, these cards ARE real"
"Yeah I know KMoser111 is my screen name and thats also MY name as well as my favorite lucky number but ebay lets two different people share a screen name and whoever shares mine bought these cards"
"Oh, so why and how did I get them? Well, I got a package in the mail with my name on it and these cards were inside."
"Mom, Dad...whould I lie to you?"
"Oh, well I DID tell the barber to just trim it but, he was, well, high on barbersol and went nuts"
"Oh thats right, so how did it come out perfectly like a Mohawk eventhough you told me to let it down for the taping? Uh well when I woke up thats how it was...I think my sister put gel in my hair when I sleeping"