========== The Morning Thread =========

[gvsu96]

For those with kids.

http://www.motrin.com/page.jhtml?id=/mo ... finder.inc

 

[wideright]

For those with kids.

http://www.motrin.com/page.jhtml?id=/mo ... finder.inc

:benson: Geez. Thanks for posting this. Good thing we haven't given any of this in a while. Hopefully we/you don't have any that's being recalled.

 

[wideright]

:?: :?: :?: :?: For real???? Why is Topps making me look so disfigured and freakish??? :x

 

[JackLondon]

:?: :?: :?: :?: For real???? Why is Topps making me look so disfigured and freakish??? :x

maybe a chicken vs. egg argument: Did Topps make you look that way, or did your looks make the card look that way....???

 

[gvsu96]

Dave- We had one bottle of Motrin on the recall lsit. Not sure if we have and Tynol that could be recalled.

 

[gvsu96]

:?: :?: :?: :?: For real???? Why is Topps making me look so lifelike? :x

Fixed.

 

[wideright]

:?: :?: :?: :?: For real???? Why is Topps making me look so disfigured and freakish??? :x

maybe a chicken vs. egg argument: Did Topps make you look that way, or did your looks make the card look that way....???

I see where this is going to go, but I assure you I am one handsome devil I don't remember having a neck as thick as my skull or a flat head. :benson: Ima throw my knuckler at the next Topps artist that makes me look like elephant man :evil:

 

[gvsu96]

Andrew- Did you see my heritage Heroes in yesterdays thread?

 

[JackLondon]

:?: :?: :?: :?: For real???? Why is Topps making me look so disfigured and freakish??? :x

maybe a chicken vs. egg argument: Did Topps make you look that way, or did your looks make the card look that way....???

I see where this is going to go, but I assure you I am one handsome devil I don't remember having a neck as thick as my skull or a flat head. :benson: Ima throw my knuckler at the next Topps artist that makes me look like elephant man :evil:

I'd be more concerned with that Chicle card in which you are realllly, realllly enjoying a moment with a baseball..... :?

 

[gvsu96]

A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?"

"Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus."

The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?"

"You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules."

So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which he stuffs into the jar.

"Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to do:

First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can't make a face while doing it."
"Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands."

"Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You
have to take care of that problem."

The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 -- but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart
of tequila and then do all those other things!"
"Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is."

As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, "Where's the damn tequila?!"

He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds!
Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight -- then nothing but silence!

Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body. He drunkenly says, "Now..., where's that old woman with the bad tooth?"

 

[chowell3fan]

A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?"

"Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus."

The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?"

"You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules."

So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which he stuffs into the jar.

"Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to do:

First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can't make a face while doing it."
"Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands."

"Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You
have to take care of that problem."

The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 -- but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart
of tequila and then do all those other things!"
"Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is."

As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, "Where's the damn tequila?!"

He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds!
Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight -- then nothing but silence!

Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body. He drunkenly says, "Now..., where's that old woman with the bad tooth?"

A classic..

 

[wideright]

Dave- We had one bottle of Motrin on the recall lsit. Not sure if we have and Tynol that could be recalled.

3 bottles of Motrin here. Thanks again. I can see this stuff being taken off the market completely soon.

 

[AmishDave]

Good morning all

 

[Resident Bay Fan]

A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?"

"Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus."

The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?"

"You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules."

So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which he stuffs into the jar.

"Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to do:

First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can't make a face while doing it."
"Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands."

"Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You
have to take care of that problem."

The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 -- but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart
of tequila and then do all those other things!"
"Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is."

As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, "Where's the damn tequila?!"

He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds!
Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight -- then nothing but silence!

Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body. He drunkenly says, "Now..., where's that old woman with the bad tooth?"

LMFAO

 

[gvsu96]

Dave- We had one bottle of Motrin on the recall lsit. Not sure if we have and Tynol that could be recalled.

3 bottles of Motrin here. Thanks again. I can see this stuff being taken off the market completely soon.

All of them recalled?

 

[TomMurry]

good morning all. A late start for me here because of a really early start at work. Hope everyone has a great day. Talk to all of you later.
Tom

 

[darrend505]

Morning everyone! Nice and sunny here in Indiana after a nice night of storms. How is everyone?

 

[George_Calfas]

Good Morning!

 

[JackLondon]

So far, so good here. Of course, I haven't ventured outside yet, so not sure how long the previous statement will apply.

Work and freakin' math today/tonight.

Got a couple cool items in the mail yesterday; am waiting on a few more before making one of my patented mailday posts.

For fun, maybe I will make a post on the general boards for the rest of FCB to ignore.

 

[JackLondon]

So proud of my home state! WAY TO GO, CA!"
http://jan.freedomblogging.com/2010/05/ ... ess/36609/