Evan Longoria

Lally1 · Jan 18, 2010

http://sportsmansdaily.com/thescrum/?p=1242

I am not saying this is right, but do you think of him any differently after reading this? I had never even heard of this religion. Thanks to Superfractor for the link.

sdsportsfan1214 · Jan 18, 2010

wow thats really interesting, thanks for the post

MacK · Jan 18, 2010

I think that's a site similar to the onion..

Brewer Andy · Jan 18, 2010

Skorris CCBC said:
I think that's a site similar to the onion..

Only not as funny

matty07 · Jan 18, 2010

WHAT THE **** IS THAT SHAT!!!!!!!

Lally1 · Jan 18, 2010

Skorris CCBC said:
I think that's a site similar to the onion..

:lol: I didnt even realize that. Look at the bottom, "18 and over site" :lol:

Good Catch

Brett Keith · Jan 18, 2010

Basterd child of The Onion.

Superfractor · Jan 18, 2010

:lol: :lol:

Now I'm feeling it....

Lally1 · Jan 18, 2010

Hahahaa so he isnt "Raelism"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ra%C3%ABlism

:lol:

thegreathambino · Jan 18, 2010

whatever :?: :?: :?:

MacK · Jan 18, 2010

Brewer Andy said:
[quote="Skorris CCBC":2mv9ebvl]I think that's a site similar to the onion..

Only not as funny[/quote:2mv9ebvl]

Correct. Haha.

rbrownaz · Jan 18, 2010

well at least it'd take the heat of mcgwire. unless he practices that religion too. but then he'd have to hold another press conference. possibly a more uncomfortable one.

Kevbo · Jan 18, 2010

I dunno, a look at the other headlines seems like it's real stuff..

South Carolina Man Only American Stunned at Mark McGwire Steroid Admission
Mistaken for Harold Ford, Derek Jeter Gets Third Degree from Irate Long Islanders
Bud Selig Reverses Lifetime Ban on Shoeless Joe Jackson; Says He’s Welcome to Play Anytime
Two College Girls Threaten to Hold Their Breath Till Bert Blyleven Makes Hall of Fame
Santa and His Elves Unable to Deliver Real Team Under Washington Nationals’ Tree
Phillies’ Jimmy Rollins “Very Relieved” After Mistaking Gigantic Ego for Suspicious Tumor
MLB Honors Kevin Costner for Appearing in Every Baseball Movie Ever Made
With Phillies Loss in World Series, Philadelphia Fans Turn Sights to Rocky VII

I vote that it's real news.

Brewer Andy · Jan 18, 2010

Superfractor said:
:lol: :lol:

Now I'm feeling it....

Well played sir!

colts1888 · Jan 18, 2010

i know what religion i am

me tiger and longoria

who honeslty would vene waste their time writing a dumb article like that

aaron41984 · Jan 18, 2010

“I have observed this cult from afar and even up close,” said Riley Witherspoon, Vice President of CultVision, a cult watchdog group. “I have been particularly interested in their sexual practices, especially the one where the women parade around in French maid outfits and remove the trousers of the male worshippers in some sort of right of passage while a steady dance beat is played on loudspeakers as the director’s cut of Spartacus is being shown on large screens. I’d actually like to get a couple more looks at that.”

Ha! I'm sure this *** would like to see a bunch of girls pulling down guy's pants!

Doesn't change my view of Longoria. If he hits over .280 with 30+ HR next year, he is ok in my book, otherwise screw him.

sebpoo · Jan 18, 2010

Raelianism is not a religion but more a sect. You guys don't remember 2-3 years ago when a scientist stated they were able to clone a human being ? This joke was on behalf of Rael movement. Marketing 101.
Most of the members are from France and here in Quebec where Rael himself lives. For over a decade, he has become a running gag and have maid some famous television appearances.
He is some sort of entertainer, not sure if he takes himself seriously or not, but hey there is believers for about everything in this world.

Do a baseball star really need to be part of this to get every 18 y.o. girls he want ? I'm sur not.

Will i dump my Longoria stuff after reading this ? No. I'll wait after his first WS ring

WJCIII · Jan 18, 2010

So was this interview made up or is Longoria really a part of this?

cgilmo · Jan 18, 2010

If I were Longoria, I would own them...

Just sayin...

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