Oh Albert!
Albert really is a dick! I once asked him for an autograph. I was polite and I had my Down syndrome autograph 'beard' with me, and we were the only one around, and he walked up and punched me right in the balls. Then, as I was laying on the ground, he gave me a smug look and stole the baseball cards out of my hands. Then, later, I saw he sold them on eBay! Why would I lie on the Internet?
Albert really is a dick! I once asked him for an autograph. I was polite and I had my Down syndrome autograph 'beard' with me, and we were the only one around, and he walked up and punched me right in the balls. Then, as I was laying on the ground, he gave me a smug look and stole the baseball cards out of my hands. Then, later, I saw he sold them on eBay! Why would I lie on the Internet?