Laz Diaz might be my new favorite umpire...

[markakis8]

I just laughed so hard when reading this article.

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/sto...es-russell-martin-says-had-unusual-run-umpire

 

[leatherman]

My favorite ump:

Crash

: That’s a cocksucking call!​

Umpire

: Did you call me a **********?​

Crash

: No, I didn’t.​

Umpire

: ​

Did you call me a **********? Huh?
Crash

: I said it was a cocksucking call. You can’t throw me for that!​

Umpire

: Well, you missed the tag!​

Crash

: You can’t run me for that!​

Umpire

: You missed the tag, buddy!​

Crash

: You just ​

spit

on me!​

Umpire

: I did not spit on you!​

Crash

: ​

You spit on me!
Umpire

: I did ​

not

spit on you!​

Crash

: Oh, you’re in the wrong business, Jack!​

Umpire

: Oh yeah? Yeah?​

Crash

: You’re Sears & Roebuck material!​

Umpire

: Yeah, right! You’re pushing it, buddy. You’re pushing it. You want me to run you out? I’ll run you!​

Crash

: Oh, you want me to call you a **********?​

Umpire

: Go ahead. Try it!​

Crash

: You want me to call…​

Umpire

: Try it! Try it!​

Crash

: Beg me! Pretty please, beg!​

Umpire

: Call me a ********** and you’re outta here!​

Crash

: Pretty please, beg me!​

Umpire

: Call me a ********** and you’re ​

outta

here!​

Crash

: You’re a **********! You’re a **********!​

Umpire

: ​

You’re outta here

!​

Crash

: ****!​

 

[markakis8]

Haha, love that movie

 

[zach]

Yeah, seems a bit childish on Matrins part.

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[PujolsCollector]

I want to be a Major League Umpire (along with getting a degree in Sports Marketing, and Photography)
I find this funny. Laz pissed him off for sure.

 

[Brewer Andy]

Umpires shouldn't be drawing attention to themselves. Period. The less you notice their existence, the better they are at their jobs. Laz obviously stunk at his on Wednesday

 

[markakis8]

Umpires shouldn't be drawing attention to themselves. Period. The less you notice their existence, the better they are at their jobs. Laz obviously stunk at his on Wednesday

Martin is the one that brought attention to Laz. We would have never known about it if Martin didn't cry about it. He didn't even wait for reporters to ask him a question - he just walked into the clubhouse and yelled "Laz Diaz is an *******." (or ********) can't remember.