Night Crew - April's Fools

[death2redemptions]

Make that 11 consecutive games with the M's flashing their dongs

Anybody know the all-time record?

Vogelbach with a monster ****!!!!






...............he also just hit a homer.

Gotta Vogel **** spray chart?

 

[finestkind]

Red Sox 2012 ?

 

[bstanwood]

All heil the *****-fielder!!! Kepler, mien fuher. Max Kepler with a dinger in three straight games, perhaps this is the year his power game finally develops, or perhaps this is the last homer he hits in April, I'd believe either scenario, but for now my fantasy team "Holden Wood" is reaping the rewards.

 

[JVHaste]

All heil the *****-fielder!!! Kepler, mien fuher. Max Kepler with a dinger in three straight games, perhaps this is the year his power game finally develops, or perhaps this is the last homer he hits in April, I'd believe either scenario, but for now my fantasy team "Holden Wood" is reaping the rewards.

Heil Heil!

It seems fantasy baseball is a lot like making a band, 80% of the fun is coming up with a comical name, then the rest is downhill. :lol:

Gotta Vogel **** spray chart?

Hopefully this will be included in the Fappening 2.0 I am a dreamer.

 

[JVHaste]

Bruce with 2 more HR's...

...and he is back in the lineup, all 3 big guys find a way in. There is a growing need to ship someone out of town, they are playing for more than W/L right now.

 

[death2redemptions]

Hey JV...looks like you'll be pitching against me in 15 minutes! Best be ready bud cuz I'm hitting .429 this year. These New Yorkers best move me up the lineup!!

 

[finestkind]

This kind of line up ?

https://images.app.goo.gl/nN8iT88Fp91X8mwV6

 

[death2redemptions]

Vogel dinger!!!!

M's 12th consecutive game with a DING ****!

 

[death2redemptions]

Hench from this moment forth I shall knight sir Daniel Vogelbach thy King **** of Seattle provenance!

 

[death2redemptions]

It just ain't a Mariners game until they hit more than one home run

 

[death2redemptions]

Chris Davis is headed into the history books....by going hitless in his last 46 at-bats. That ties the major league record

 

[death2redemptions]

Felix sure didn't last long

 

[death2redemptions]

I gotta parrot on my arm, look at me! Look at me!

Polly want a ****? Two dongs? Why not three?

 

[JVHaste]

Hey JV...looks like you'll be pitching against me in 15 minutes! Best be ready bud cuz I'm hitting .429 this year. These New Yorkers best move me up the lineup!!

I was thinking of throwing you some underhand to up your HR total, but maybe next time.

Felix sure didn't last long

I wonder if they gave him the night off for his birthday... perhaps some whiskey, hoes, and Taco Del Mar. :mrgreen:

 

[JVHaste]

The 2019 MLB utopia for me would be a HR race between Trout and Vogelbach with then finishing at 74 and 75. That would be the bomb.

 

[death2redemptions]

The 2019 MLB utopia for me would be a HR race between Trout and Vogelbach with then finishing at 74 and 75. That would be the bomb.

M's are gonna have at least three 40+ HR hitters......................by the All-Star break

 

[JVHaste]

I heard the M's 32 HR in first 12 games is most ever to start a season, next best is 2000 Cardinals.. (31)

https://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/STL/2000.shtml

They lost Big Mac or else their season total would have been huge.

 

[death2redemptions]

I heard the M's 32 HR in first 12 games is most ever to start a season, next best is 2000 Cardinals.. (31)

https://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/STL/2000.shtml

They lost Big Mac or else their season total would have been huge.

Another day, another homer...

Jay Bruce leads the AL in long balls now!

 

[death2redemptions]

The longest streak of consecutive games with a home run to start the season is 14....the M's could tie that in their next game

 

[fordman]

Another day, another homer...

Jay Bruce leads the AL in long balls now!

He's on fire! He must really want to stay with the M's or increase his trade value. My cheap cards on ebay just got more expensive!

Fordman

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