Won't Someone Please Think of the Children

Benson · Mar 5, 2013

A truly scary card.
Dear Topps,
You want kids to like baseball cards, not have nightmares about them.

Feel free to add other cards, take a look at the Mat Latos card on ebay as well. He's in full on creeper mode.

Todd44 · Mar 5, 2013

If he was signing it, does he do it right across his head? lol

James52411 · Mar 5, 2013

Unacceptable!

chromerookies · Mar 5, 2013

:lol:

Pine Tar · Mar 5, 2013

James52411 said:
Unacceptable!

I find nothing wrong with that card at all. Come on it is Heritage and that is Youk and how he looks

BBCgalaxee · Mar 5, 2013

Put some japanese writting on his head & hes a dead ringer for albert, or tensai from wwe

Bob Loblaw · Mar 5, 2013

Louis CK on roids.

Captain Feathersword · Mar 5, 2013

I have the original copy of the card ... its posted below

predatorkj · Mar 5, 2013

Benson said:
A truly scary card.
Dear Topps,
You want kids to like baseball cards, not have nightmares about them.

Feel free to add other cards, take a look at the Mat Latos card on ebay as well. He's in full on creeper mode.

The Latos is hilarious.

smapdi · Mar 5, 2013

I ripped a Wal-mart blaster over lunch (yay for getting retail product on time for once) and I have to say several cards are pretty scary. It's like the eyes have special emphasis, where the flesh tones are printed with the really obvious dots, but eyes and eyebrows are solidly outlined and printed. Matt Moore, Carlos Gomez, and Gerardo Parra are noteworthy.

Then there's this. You ever see that scene in Scanners where that dude's head explodes?

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sheetskout · Mar 5, 2013

The Garbage Pail Kid Acne Amy used to give me nightmares as a kid.

shayscards79 · Mar 5, 2013

Cootie Cody got me every time

jeremy2 · Mar 5, 2013

Looks like kerry king from slayer

P_Manning 18 · Mar 5, 2013

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Junior Griffey · Mar 5, 2013

It's like they're all looking at Kate Upton, hoping she doesn't notice.

Dilferules · Mar 5, 2013

Verlander will drill them with a fastball.

Logan2500 · Mar 5, 2013

P_Manning 18 said:

Wtch you tlkin bout Willis?

TBTwinsFan · Mar 7, 2013

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notjomommasclint · Mar 7, 2013

Daaaaaa uuuuum

Can you imagine opening a box late at night with that latos staring back at you?

I'm old Greg

gracecollector · Mar 7, 2013

I'll tell you what freaks me out. Every year, Verlander is pitching in the jungles of Vietnam. He's just out there, all Full Metal Jacket crazy, patiently waiting to snipe someone in the head with his fastball. Spooky!